Stuff I Grew Up With: 2 Stupid Dogs (1993-1995)

When I was a kid, one cartoon I wanted to see from the moment I saw it advertized was 2 Stupid Dogs. I knew nothing about the plot, the characters, or anything but it just looked like something I would like. I first saw an advertizement for the show when I walked in on somebody watching TBS but I didn't actually see the show until it started airing on Cartoon Network (which wasn't until 1995 when the show had finished its production but that year was also the first time I'd ever heard about it. Cartoon Network was the only channel to me at that time and I hardly watched anything else.) When I finally watched it, I wasn't disappointed. I don't what it was about this cartoon that appealed to me. I just felt that it was generally funny and it cracked me up every time. It became one of my favorite cartoons as a kid and to this day, I still enjoy watching reruns on Boomerang or even on the internet.

There really is no overarching plot to the show. It's basically the hijinks that two not so bright dogs, simply called "Big Dog" and "Little Dog", tend to get into on a daily basis. The plots and conflicts of each episode tend to be rather mundane tasks that the dogs make overly complicated for themselves because of their extreme stupidity. It's situations like the dogs trying to recover a can that the Big Dog was chewing on but ended up losing, trying to find Little Dog's favorite bone, trying to get into the snack bar at a drive-in theater, and so on. It's not exactly high art but it's surprising how entertaining it is. It's hard to explain but it's just so enjoyable to see the two dogs fail constantly at mundane stuff just because they're too dumb to figure it out (kind of like the Three Stooges in a way).

In doing some research, it's interesting how 2 Stupid Dogs was actually quite an important show for Hanna-Barbera. By that point, the company had not had a hit show since the early 80's with The Smurfs and new head of production Fred Seibert, who before had worked at MTV and Nickelodeon, was determined to revitalize the studio. In fact, 2 Stupid Dogs was both his first pitch and the first cartoon he had put into production. The real creator of the show was Donovan Cook, who had been an animator at Disney for several years. After the show ended, he went back to Disney and since then, has done stuff like producing the short-lived series Nightmare Ned, co-directed Return to Neverland, and has also directed the enjoyable direct to DVD film Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers as well as some episodes of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. A lot of beloved cartoon directors got their start with 2 Stupid Dogs, such as Genndy Tartakovsky (creator of Dexter's Laboratory and Samurai Jack), Craig McCracken (creator of The Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) and Butch Hartman (creator of Fairly Odd Parents and Danny Phantom), among others.


The polar opposite personalities of the two title characters of the show are part of what made it so funny. The Big Dog, voiced by Brad Garrett, is a big gray English sheepdog who isn't stupid per se but more on the lines of just lazy and indifferent. He became a bit more energetic in the later episodes but most of the time, he talked in a slow, deep, monotone voice, if he ever said anything at all (most of the time, he kept quiet). He's definitely the muscle part of the duo, having to do arduous tasks that the Little Dog can't. He also often has to scare off cats, which the Little Dog is terrified of. Even there are episodes where he does come across as dumb as his buddy, there are also moments where he would sporadically give out deep, almost philosophical advice. Who knows where that stuff comes from? Maybe he really has learned a lot during his life and it's all crammed into his brain and only comes out when absolutely necessary. Or maybe his idiocy is just an act for the most part. Who knows?

The Little Dog, voiced by Mark Schiff, is an orange-brown Dachshund who is as hyper as you can get. He's always yacking his head, chasing things, and running around like a maniac. And unlike the Big Dog, who doesn't speak much, there's no doubt whatsoever that the Little Dog is a total moron. There was one episode where he couldn't even figure out how to open a door in order to let a girl scout in and get some of her cookies and another episode where he was trying to wake the Big Dog up but then said, "Of course, I should be careful not to disturb him." He's so stupid that it's revealed in one episode that he doesn't even know his own name! He's also obsessed with two things: food and balls. Whenever he sees a ball, he yells, "Ball!", grabs it, and starts gnawing on it. Like I said earlier, he's terrified of cats and the Big Dog often has to get rid of any cat they run into by barking, which scares the cat and causes it to freeze in absolute fear (there was even an entire episode centered around the Little Dog trying to wake the Big Dog up so he could scare off a cat). And yet, despite how dumb both of the dogs are, you still generally like them. They don't become annoying, as overly stupid characters tend to. One part of it could be that they're not looking for trouble. They're not trying to get on people's nerves or anything. They just inadvertently cause trouble because of how dumb and naive they are.

The dogs were the only main characters that appear in every episode but there were also some recurring characters. The common one was this big, loud-mouth guy named Hollywood (though they never said his name in the actual show) voiced by Brian Cummings (who I thought was related to legendary voice actor Jim Cummings but I guess I was wrong). The most common trait of Hollywood is how he points out a person's mistake: "Well, ain't that cute? BUT IT'S WRONG!" His yelling is always accompanied by the sound of a foghorn. Every time he shows up, he always has a different occupation and a slightly different appearance as well. There was one time where he was dressed as a woman and in one episode, the dogs seem to be running into him in different guises in different sections of a big department store but at the end, they all show up as individual characters, suggesting that that's probably the case every time the dogs run into him, that he just has a bunch of relatives (similar to the Red Guy on Cow and Chicken). Whatever the case, I actually kind of liked Hollywood. I never found him to be unbearably abrasive or annoying. I thought he was funny.

Other recurring characters include Cubby (voiced by Rob Paulsen), a big fat, acne-covered teenager with glasses and blue lips. Like Hollywood, every time the dogs run into him, he always has a different occupation, such as a supermarket clerk, snack bar attendant, post-office worker, etc. Biggest recurring gag with him is that he usually lets off a big fart whenever he gets excited or startled. Didn't him that much, although his squeaky, lisping voice could get a bit grating. Kenny Fowler (Jarrett Lennon) is a nerdy, nervous elementary school student whom the dogs often have to help in some way, such as giving him the courage to talk to the girl he likes or be his show and tell items when he lost the one he originally brought. There was even one episode that focused entirely on him having to deal with Hollywood as his substitute teacher and the dogs only showed up at the very end. I swear, when I was a kid, I thought he was a girl despite his name being Kenny because his voice is so high and girlish. Didn't mind him though. Every time he was featured also meant you would see the girl he likes, Buffy Ziegenhagen (Tawni Tamietti). Not really much to say about as her as her biggest role was in the episode where the dogs try to help Kenny man up and try to talk to her but even then, she didn't really do much. In the other episodes, she seemed to be kind of repulsed by Kenny but possibly actually liked him in secret. Again, not much to say about her. Finally, there's Red (Candi Milo), a parody of Little Red Riding Hood that was the focus of a trilogy of episodes where the dogs would accompany her on her way to her grandmother's house. She's characterized as a meek, fairly sweet little girl who has a weird habit of inexplicably shouting in the middle of a sentence. She's also fairly near-sighted despite the big glasses she wears. I actually thought she was pretty funny and the first episode involving her is one of my favorites.

In many ways, 2 Stupid Dogs is a throwback to the Hanna-Barbera cartoons that were shown on TV in the 1950's and 60's. For one, the show's animation style is similar to that of the studio's old cartoons: flat backgrounds with simple character animation designs, which is a big contrast to most cartoons of the time that were striving for fairly realistic animation and backgrounds. Also similar to those cartoons, the show has no overarching storyline for the most part. What happens in one episode is never brought up in any of the episodes after it. The only exception is the trilogy of episodes featuring Red. Other than that, each episode is its own story. One other similarity is that each show would consist of three cartoons: a 2 Stupid Dogs episode at the beginning and ending and a completely different cartoon in the middle (I'll discuss that cartoon in its own section). I can't say I've ever really been a fan of that, though, whether it be in this show or any of the older Hanna-Barbera cartoons. I just don't see the advantage of advertizing a show as featuring one cartoon (such as the Yogi Bear or Huckleberry Hound show) and then throwing in completely different cartoons as filler. Maybe I'm just naive about this type of television animation but I just don't get it. But then again, when I was a kid, I was never that much of a fan of Hanna-Barbera save for a few exceptions. I would watch it if I had to but I was more for Looney Tunes. I'm rambling now and I don't mean to sound like a stick in the mud but Hanna-Barbera's show formats and the like were never really my cup of tea.

One thing's for sure: 2 Stupid Dogs may look like an early Hanna-Barbera cartoon but when you actually watching it, you know you're watching something more modern. A lot of this went over my head when I was a naive kid but there are so many sexual innuendos and instances of naughty humor in this show that it makes you wonder if the censor fell asleep while watching the episodes. The very first episode of the series has a blatantly obvious one. The dogs are trying to get into a department store but can't figure out how to open the automatic door. The Little Dog comes to think that you need shoes to open the door so the two of them go around, collecting all the different shoes they can find. Suddenly, there's a closeup of Little Dog saying, "The shoe, the shoe!" and the camera pulls back to reveal that they're in a freaking strip club! The stripper in question is in silhouette so you don't see anything graphic but you can see that she just took off her bra. Nowadays, that makes my jaw drop. How did that pass the censor? Another instance is an episode where the dogs are at a drive-in theater and Little Dog, not impressed with the movie being shown, asks, "Why do people come here?" The camera pulls back to show all the cars in the lot bouncing up and down! There's another episode that starts off with Little Dog telling Big Dog, "And he's got nerve calling me 'weenie dog.' So I bit him. What would you do? I mean, he stuck it in my face." Uh, he stuck what in your face? Maybe I just have a dirty mind but when I heard that for the first time in years, it gave me pause. There are others, I know (I'll talk about them when I discuss the episodes) but those are the ones that really stuck out to me and just make me scratch my head about how they made it to air.

2 Stupid Dogs has sometimes been called a knock-off of The Ren and Stimpy Show. While I was never a fan of that show, I do understand how some can make that connection. The very premise is similar because it's about two animals getting into all sorts of mischief and one is small and skinny and the other is big and fat. In fact, John Kricfalusi, the creator of Ren and Stimpy, apparently contributed to a few episodes and so did a few other artists from Spumco, the production company that produced Ren and Stimpy. I also will freely admit that some of the later episodes of 2 Stupid Dogs are as surreal as and do kind of feel like Ren and Stimpy and there were also some references to it but to me, that's where the similarities end. To me, comparing 2 Stupid Dogs to Ren and Stimpy is like comparing someone who's a bit quirky to a full-blown psychotic. In other words, 2 Stupid Dogs may have had some weird episodes and its fair share of gross humor but it's nowhere near the level of pure insanity of Ren and Stimpy. Like I said, I never liked that show, mainly because it wasn't my taste, whereas 2 Stupid Dogs was. No disrespect to fans of Ren and Stimpy though.

Another aspect of 2 Stupid Dogs that adds to the comedy is the music by Chris Desmond and Tom Seufert. The opening theme perfectly suits the dim-witted, naive nature of the two main characters. There's also this really funny, dim-witted like theme that accompanies the Big Dog whenever he's doing something lazy or gluttonous like snoring loudly while sleeping, chewing on his favorite tin can, etc. The Little Dog also has a theme that signifies how stupid he is, usually playing whenever he can't figure out something that's really simple or when he's going about something the wrong way. I also like Hollywood's theme, which I think captures both what a big-shot he is as well as how much of a blowhard he is as well. Finally, there's music that accompanies whenever the dogs are doing something fun or they think they've triumphed over a problem (usually the Little Dog) and another whenever one of the dogs is sad about something. One bit of music that I don't think they used nearly enough was one that played whenever something silly was going on. That bit of music has such a ridiculous sound to it that it always, at the very least, puts a smile on my face. Bottom-line, the music, like everything else about the show, is simple but does its job well.

I also have to comment on the actual sounds in the show. This is something I noticed both when I was a kind and something I still notice now. The sound design in this show is actually kind of realistic. There are the usual cartoony sound effects you hear in most Hanna-Barbera cartoons but most of the sounds are realistic, from dripping sounds, spitting, rushing water, clanking, and so on. It probably sounds like a weird thing to mention and I'm sure many can't believe I did it but hey, I tend to notice odd things. 

Now, it's time to discuss my favorite episodes. Bare in mind, these are the episodes that I like overall. There are other episodes that have moments and gags that I like but I'm not going to mention them here. I'm pretty sure that the first episode, Door Jam, was also the first one I ever saw (but don't quote me on that). This is where the Big Dog loses his favorite can, it ends up in a department store (Y-Mart), and they have to figure out how to get inside. This also has that strip club scene that I mentioned earlier. The episode ends with the dogs stuck inside the store after the can has ended up outside and the Little Dog screams no with the camera pulling back and back, eventually showing a shot of the Earth from space.

Where's the Bone? shows just how freaking stupid Little Dog really is. He's lost his favorite bone and he and Big Dog go all over the world (even the moon) trying to find it when it's actually on his head! You have to wonder about Big Dog because he's constantly putting the bone back on Little Dog's head whenever it falls off. Is he messing with Little Dog and knows that that's his bone or is so he dumb that he thinks that the bone just naturally belongs on his head? Not much of a point to this episode but it is funny watching the dogs go everywhere from the tropics to the arctic, to Easter Island, to the moon, and so on. Also, the ending signifies that something like this is probably going to happen again.

Cornflakes has the dogs end up on a farm owned by Hollywood, who teaches them about farming and how to manage the land. As you can tell by the title, their goal is to grow some corn so they can make cornflakes (again, they're idiots). I've always liked this episode, with Hollywood going on about how much he loves living off the land, going to such extremes as plowing over hills and mountains and sucking a lake dry just so his sprinklers can just barely water the ground. I'm kind of immature but I always crack up at the beginning when Big Dog tries some pig slop and eventually, off-screen though, barfs it all up. The barfing sounds that Brad Garrett makes always makes me smirk at least. The dogs also don't know what a cow is and Little Dog ends up getting this duck angry at him and, as a result, gets eggs thrown at him. Pretty funny stuff this episode.

Home Is Where Your Head Is involves Big Dog stick his head in a hole in a fence and Little Dog panicking because he thinks he's stuck, even though he can just pull his head out (and does a couple of times right in front of Little Dog). Little Dog decides they have to go their separate ways and tries to adapt to life without his buddy but can't seem to do it. This one may not be the funniest episode but I just love the situation for some reason. This is another one of those cases where Big Dog isn't really stupid but just too lazy to do anything about the situation. Little Dog trying desperately to pull Big Dog's head out (accidentally tearing his tail off which continues to fall of repeatedly not matter how hard Little Dog tries to stick it back on) and his melodramatic speech about how they must part are pretty funny to watch.

Show and Tell is the first episode to involve Kenny Fowler. Kenny originally plans to bring his dad's bowling trophy to show and tell but it breaks before he gets to school. After that, he comes across the dogs and decides to take them to school instead. Needless to say, they cause a lot of havoc while they're there. This one's pretty funny. The funniest part is at lunch when Big Dog shoots milk out of his nose, prompting all the kids to copy him. Poor Kenny gets blamed for it though. There's a funny moment before that when Little Dog is too stupid to figure out how to get done from a coat hook that Kenny put him on. This is another episode with adult humor where Kenny, during show and tell, says, "You know how you can tell they're boy dogs?" and proceeds to pick up Little Dog and holds him upside down in front of the class. Needless to say, Kenny gets sent to the principal office for that and Little Dog is humiliated. Again, how did the censor let that by? Moreover, most of the kids gasp but Buffy goes, "Ooh!" and smirks. Little slut.

At the Drive-In is a really funny one involving the dogs sneaking into a drive-in theater and trying to find the snack bar. The opening is weird because it shows a popcorn bag, a hot dog, and a soda cup singing and dancing with the former and latter proceeding to actually eat the hot dog! It turns out that was just an intermission advertisement but it's still a weird way to open the cartoon. This is the one that has that shot of cars bouncing up and down, suggesting sex, and in fact, that shot got this one banned from syndication for quite a while (yeah, the silhouetted female stripper in Door Jam was fine). Some highlights include Big Dog learning not to chew the cigarette lighter found in most cars and Little Dog getting caught in the projector because he opens it up, thinking it's an oven.

Pie in the Sky is the episode that proves that Hollywood apparently has a lot of relatives and the dogs may be running into a different relative each episode instead of the same person over and over again. The dogs are trying to get to the Pie in the Sky restaurant at the top of this huge department store but keep running into Hollywood in various sections of the store (sometimes dressed as a woman) who sells them various stuff by telling to charge it. It's a fairly funny episode, with the dogs running afoul of all sorts of department store sections and items but, as with Home Is Where Your Head Is, I just love the situations the dogs find themselves in.

A Quarter is one I really enjoy. When the dogs pass by a payphone with the receiver off the hook, Little Dog hears the recorded message say, "Please deposit 25 cents." Thinking they have to, the dogs go through a lot just to get a quarter, from a cash machine to a psychiatrist to a money making scheme and ending up with Big Dog being accused of trying to rob a bank and Little Dog sending him to jail to collect the reward money in order to get the quarter. The crap they go through just to get a quarter is so funny. My favorite part is when they're in the psychiatrist's office and their answers to the word association and ink blot tests (Little Dog always says "Ball!" and Big Dog always says "Food") drives the doctor crazy. The ending scene is also pretty funny.

While the first is my favorite, let's just go ahead and talk about the entire Red trilogy. The first one, which is just called Red, is my favorite. The dogs first encounter Red when they want the cheesecake she's made for her grandmother (whom she mistakes Big Dog for) and while on the way to Grandma's house, they end up at the Three Bears' house instead. Each of these episodes begins with Little Dog commenting about how much he loves nature and when Big Dog asks, "Where's the food?" Little Dog suggests eating some unappetizing natural stuff, including a dead squirrel (which he brings up in each episode), which pushes Big Dog over the edge and makes him vomit off-screen. The funniest part about this episode is when the three of them try to eat the bears' porridge, Little Dog crying when he thinks they're going to get cheesecake but Red says it's time for bed, and the ending image of their beaten, mounted heads on plaques after they get attacked by the Three Bears. The second one, Red Strikes Back, has them running into Red again when they want to eat the can of cheese-whiz she's brought with her and this time, they end up at the house of the evil witch who's waiting for Hansel and Gretel. This is my least favorite of the trilogy. All it offers is the witch forcing the dogs to fatten Red up so she can eat her and she also eats them at the end. Even Big Dog's reactions when Little Dog lists off the nature stuff they could possibly eat at the beginning isn't as funny as it was before. The third and final one, Return of Red (noticing a theme here with the titles?), has the dogs at first reluctant to accompany Red but since she has dog food with her this time, they do come with her. This time, they do end up at Grandma's house but only because the Big Bad Wolf, who's already eaten Grandma, got sick of waiting and drags them there. It is funny watching near-sighted Red going around the house and mistaking various objects for parts of her grandma's body and also watching Grandma try to escape from the wolf's gut. Also, the ending this time is happy for all parties involved.

Substitute Teacher is that odd episode where the dogs only appear at the very end and the plot is actually about Hollywood acting as the substitute teacher for Kenny Fowler's classroom and the crap that happens to him. First time I saw it as a kid, I didn't really like it since the dogs aren't really in it but over time, I grew to actually like it. There's a lot of funny stuff in the episode, with Hollywood's attempt to teach Kenny his ABC's backfiring painfully for him as well as a rabbit biting him on the finger at one point. Kind of makes me wish that Hollywood was the main character in more episodes because he's really funny in this.

Seeing Eye Dogs is also one of my favorites. Hollywood has just back from the optometrist and is temporarily blind from the procedure so he decides to get him a couple of seeing eye dogs so he can get home safely. However, since he's unable to see, he goes to the wrong store and the manager, upon seeing the money he's willing to pay, gives him the two stupid dogs. Of course, the two of them get Hollywood into a lot of painful situations. The crap the dogs inadvertently put Hollywood through in this episode is really funny, especially when they end up on the high beams of a construction site or when they enter a shack with high voltage equipment in it because Little Dog misreads the warning sign.

Spooks-A-Poppin' has the dogs enter a pet cemetery on a creepy stormy night so Little Dog can dig up a bone he buried. However, Little Dog falls down a grave and ends up with a skull stuck on his head while Big Dog wanders around the entire cemetery, scared of everything that moves. Also thrown in the mix is Hollywood (dressed as a lady) who is visiting the grave of his deceased pet monkey and thinks its spirit is out for revenge against him. This has a scene that never fails to make me laugh and that's when Big Dog and Hollywood end up scaring each other to death at one point. This whole episode is just funny in general, with Little Dog trying to get the skull off his head and Big Dog wandering around, terrified of his own shadow. Besides, it has the look of a classic horror flick so, of course, I'm going to like it.

Trash Day is an interesting episode in that it's one of the few times we see the dogs actually get into a fight with each other. It starts when Little Dog has Big Dog tip over a trash can and they decide to divide up the various items amongst themselves. Everything's fine until they come across a broken toilet seat and start arguing over who gets it. Like I said, it's out of character for the dogs to actually start arguing with each other over something (even if it is over who gets a broken toilet seat). I like the part where they try to rationalize who gets it, which starts with Little Dog saying, "I found it" and Big Dog retorting, "I tipped over the trash can." The stuff they go on to argue about goes to ridiculous and superfluous extremes such as, "I saw an airplane" and "I can eat an airplane." You also got to love the crap that Little Dog says to make it feel like he deserves the toilet seat and Big Dog just replies, "Me too." It ends with the two of them getting into a hilarious, knockdown, drag out fight which leads them to be stuck at a garbage dump for the rest of the night. Really funny episode in my opinion.

Hollywood's Ark is a really funny parody of the story of Noah's Ark with Hollywood as Noah. When Hollywood sees that he's got a pair of each type of animal except dogs, he, of course, ends up picking the two stupid dogs, who proceed to cause problems upon problems for him on the ark. There's a lot of funny stuff like Little Dog constantly gnawing on a couple of unicorns' horns because he thinks they're bones, Big Dog sucking on a pig he put in his mouth, the dogs letting loose the lions which proceed to maul Hollywood, and Little Dog opening a door that fills the ark up with water. Sometimes, I like the episode just because of the situation the dogs find themselves in and this is one of those.

Stunt Dogs is another one that never fails to crack me up. The dogs are at a studio hoping to appear in a dog food commercial but they end up on the set of a Tarzan-like movie with Hollywood as the stuntman. Thinking the dogs are the stunt doubles for the jungle king's monkey sidekicks, Hollywood dresses them up in costumes and they proceed to try to film a scene where they swing over a pit on a vine. Rehearsal goes fine but once they try to actually film it, something always messes it up. Even before they try to film the stunt, this episode is hilarious. I crack up when the dogs can decide which monkey character they want to be and Hollywood gets so frustrated that he ends up accidentally switching costumes with them, which is really embarrassing for him. There's a running gag throughout the episode where Hollywood keeps taking union breaks, be it because it really is time for him to do so or because something went wrong. The funniest failed take is Take 2 where Hollywood tells the dogs to hold onto something but instead of holding onto the vine, they grab his loincloth. Needless to say, the end result is both hilarious and humiliating. Again, I know I'm immature but the sight of him swinging naked and then crashing into a tree just kills me. Love this episode.

Far Out Friday is one where the title gives away what this episode is a parody of. When each dog wishes that they could be like the other, their personalities end up being switched. What's great about this episode is that both the characters and the voice actors get to act and sound in ways we've never heard them before. Brad Garrett gets to act all hyper and loud and Mark Schiff gets to be much slower and lethargic. Got to say, I like seeing Big Dog with Little Dog's personality. It's funny watching the havoc they cause at a supermarket, with Big Dog riding around in a cart and running into people and Little Dog trying to eat a whole turkey. There's also a funny running gag with Cubby having to constantly fix a pile of canned corn that the dogs keep knocking over. Fun episode all around.

All those episodes I mentioned were from the first season. Before I go on to my favorite ones from the second season, I have to comment that you can definitely tell a difference between the seasons. The second season is where the show really started to feel like Ren and Stimpy in that it got much cruder, more hyper-kinetic, and sometimes, much more surreal. Some of these episodes are freaking weird. While I do like some episodes from season two, I prefer the more laid back approach to the first season, mainly because I feel like the show had its own identity there whereas in season two, it does feel more like a knockoff of Ren and Stimpy.

Las Pelotas involves the dogs winding up at a tennis club, which means Little Dog, with his obsession with balls, is in hog heaven. This one does make me laugh, like when Little Dog is running around crazily, grabbing and gnawing three different tennis balls or when Big Dog is chewing on a tennis racket and ends up getting his tongue stuck in the mesh. The funniest part is when Little Dog tries to put three balls in his mouth at once but one of them slips out and hits Big Dog in a certain spot. Big Dog's reaction is priceless and so is what he says to Little Dog afterward and how he says it as well. The climax where they end up in an automatic ball-shooter is also funny.

Inside Out is probably my favorite episode of season two. While it's still hyper-kinetic and surreal, it has that situation factor that I like. The dogs come across a gigantic bone on the sidewalk but it's taken inside a museum. The dogs decide to wait and see if it'll come back out but while they're standing absolutely still in their waiting, the movers think they're exhibits as well and take them inside the museum as well. The dogs, being as rock stupid as they are, decide to go "inside" themselves, not realizing that they ARE inside already. The stuff they get into inside the museum is just hilarious, particularly when Little Dog gets too friendly with an electric ball and when Big Dog swallows some eggs he finds. The lead up to the ending also breaks me up.

The Rise and Fall of the Big Dog is one of the oddest episodes by far. The dogs are in Washington D.C. but a mix up causes Big Dog to switch places with a foreign ambassador. Little Dog comes to think that the ambassador is Big Dog with amnesia and goes to extreme lengths to jog his memory while Big Dog attends a political party at the White House and actually gives a well-spoken, philosophical speech to the attendees. This episode is such a bizarre change of pace for the series that it actually works. The parodies of Bill and Hillary Clinton are really funny, the stuff that Little Dog puts the ambassador through in order to "jog his memory" are sadistically funny, and, like I said, Big Dog's speech is actually well done (which makes you wonder if he really is as dumb as his friend is). I enjoy this one for just how weird it is (unlike Cartoon Canines, which I feel is a little too weird for its own good). 

Cookies, Ookies, Blookies is one of those episodes that really feels like something you'd see on Ren and Stimpy because of how fast-paced the episode is and how surreal the humor gets. The dogs want some cookies from a girl scout and decide that they need a door to get the cookies. They proceed to take over an empty house but when the girl scout gets up to the door, they can't figure out how to open the thing! While I really don't like it when this show gets like Ren and Stimpy, this episode is pretty dang funny. The crap they go through just to open door is hilarious, from trying to suck it open with a vacuum cleaner to burning it down and so on.

For each show, in-between the 2 Stupid Dogs segments would an episode of a remake of the classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon Secret Squirrel called Super Secret Secret Squirrel. When I first watched the show as a kid, this completely different cartoon in-between the 2 Stupid Dogs really threw me off but over time, I grew to enjoy this cartoon, even though I never really thought much of the original Secret Squirrel cartoon. This remake takes in a world where all the characters are anthropomorphic animals, instead of just Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole being the sole exceptions while everybody else is human as in the original cartoon. The plot of each episode, with a few exceptions, is fairly basic: some villain brings about an evil scheme and the chief of the Super Secret Service sends Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole to foil them. It's a new villain egg episode and the episodes are usually titled after the villain (not very creative but whatever).

I must say that I really enjoyed the characters here. I thought Jess Harnell's portrayal of Secret Squirrel was more my thing: cool and uber-confident, unlike the lisping character that Mel Blanc played. I also like how, despite those qualities, sometimes Secret does find himself in over his head and his confidence is slightly shaken. Morocco Mole (voiced by Jim Cummings) is much more of a bumbling sidekick instead of a Peter Lorre-like assistant as he was originally. The big gimmick with him is that the swirls on his dark glasses change shape to signify whatever mood he's in at the moment. My favorite character of the cartoon, however, is the chief, a caped buffalo voiced by the awesome Tony Jay. As I've mentioned before, Jay had one of the coolest voices ever and I just love the stern sophistication he brings to the chief. Finally, there's a new addition to the cast, Penny (Kimmy Robertson), a female squirrel who is an assistant to the chief as well as a part-time agent and possible love interest for Secret (her name also suggests a tribute to Miss Moneypenny from the James Bond franchise). I actually really liked her too because she was never a damsel in distress except for one brief moment in one episode and she could kick some butt herself. And this cartoon also had its own music which kept with the cool, espionage feel of it.

There were only thirteen episodes of this cartoon and a good majority of them were good. Goldflipper involves an evil sea lion (voiced by Jim Cummings) who uses a magnet to steal gold teeth from all over the world, including a pair from Morocco and he and Secret journey to his island hideout to stop him. Greg has Secret and Morocco investigate a bunch of ants that are stealing candy from candy-stores and discover that the mastermind behind it all is an evil gingerbread man (voiced by Charlie Alder) who's using the candy to create a candy monster. Greg's fate where his army of ants turn on and devour him is pretty dang disturbing. The culprit in Quark is a sub-atomic particle who's going around the entire country and destroying various monuments in order to turn North America into a giant amphitheater and Secret has to shrink down to a sub-atomic size to stop him. It's good but the way Secret defeats the quark is odd: he reveals to him that he's hypothetical and, therefore, doesn't even exist. Doesn't make much sense, honestly. Queen Bea has Secret kidnapped by a horde of bees whose queen intends to force him to marry her but Penny comes to rescue. This is one of the episodes where Penny gets to show off her skills by actually fighting the title villain. Hot Rodney is probably my favorite episode of this cartoon. In this one, Secret enters into a race against a pompous rooster (voiced by Jeff Bennett) who tries to ensure victory by forcing Secret to save Morocco, whom he has kidnapped and put a belt made of dynamite around. The section that always gets me is when Secret stalls Hot Rodney by creating a fake red-light and every time Rodney tries to run it, he gets a ticket and when he tries to change the light to green, it turns back to red as soon as he gets back in his car. His frustrated yelling and growling is really funny.

Egg has Morocco given a mandatory assignment where he simply has to hold onto a rare egg for three seconds but he keeps dropping it, forcing Secret to have to constantly catch it. I like this one because of the trouble Secret has to go through to help his clumsy friend. Chameleon has Secret and Morocco investigating an art theft at a museum gala and it leads them to an art-loving chameleon (voiced by Roddy McDowall) who has stolen all the paintings. This is a great episode because McDowall was always an awesome voice actor and the climax where they trap the chameleon by exposing him to modern art is both funny and kind of disturbing. Agent Penny is another unusual episode. In order to cut down on expenses, the chief fires Secret, replaces him with Penny, and puts Morocco in her place as his assistant. I like this one because it shows Secret's inability to live without being a secret agent, Morocco being the chief's worst nightmare of an assistant, and Penny kicks a lot of ass as an agent. Scirocco Mole starts with Secret and Morocco on a game show where Secret reminds Morocco of how they first met when Secret battled Morocco's evil twin brother Scirocco (voiced by Jess Harnell). My favorite part of this one is when Morocco and Scirocco lose their hats and clothes and Secret can't tell which is which, leaving the two of them to try to convince him which is really his partner. The two stupid dogs make cameo appearances on the game show. Platypus is another episode that's a hoot. Secret, Morocco, and the chief (who knows why he joined them on this particular mission) attempt to stop a platypus from hijacking electricity but they get caught up in his "descrambling" ray which mixes up their body parts. Watching the characters in their scrambled states running around and trying desperately to catch the platypus is really funny. Doctor O involves an evil opossum who uses a satellite to block out the sun and Secret has to stop him despite the fact that his lair is pitch black and he can't see. The one part of this that I really like is when Secret and Doctor O are fighting over the satellite controls, causing a certain part of the world to go back and forth between night and day and this poor rooster can't decide whether to crow or not. One Ton, which was the first episode I ever saw, has Secret having to deal with this big panda bear who's going around causing a lot of destruction but because he's an endangered species, Secret can't harm him in any way. This one is pretty funny, with Secret having to find a way to stop One Ton without hurting him and the method eventually comes up with is pretty ingenious. Finally, Voodoo Goat has an evil shaman goat use a voodoo doll of the chief to gain control of the agency and Secret has to battle voodoo with voodoo. The battle between Secret and the goat is funny and there's also an interesting subplot with Morocco playing with the chief doll, unaware that he's causing the real chief a lot of pain and humiliation.

2 Stupid Dogs may not be the greatest, most earth-shattering cartoon ever created but it's not supposed to be. It's simply just a funny, time-less (for the most part) cartoon in the vein of the classic Hanna-Barbera cartoons except with 90's sensibilities. The characters are likable, the episodes have a lot of genuinely funny moments, and the backup cartoon is also very enjoyable as well. Heck, the cartoon was nominated for an Emmy! (I don't know if it won but the fact that it was even nominated astounds me.) Some may see it as a Ren and Stimpy knockoff but I see it as just a funny, simple, charming 90's cartoon that I loved while growing up and I still love today. If you've never seen it, I'd highly advise checking it out if you enjoy simple, silly cartoons.