Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Death of a Ghost Hunter (2007)

Going to horror movie conventions and getting to meet some of my favorite genre actors and directors was, for a while, one of the most thrilling and enjoyable things I did with my time at one point. I had heard about them for most of my adult life but it wasn't until I was 22-years old when I went to my first one and although I'm not exactly sure why I didn't go to one before then (besides being busy with school, the most likely reason is probably because, at that time, none came anywhere near my area), once I did it was a real thrill and something I quickly became addicted to. Not only did I get a kick out of meeting people involved with horror films that I had loved for years, one of whom, Jeff Burr, became a close friend, but I was also excited about finding rare movies that I had wanted to see for a long time but never could because the DVDs for them were out of print. Even if they were DVD-Rs, it was still great just to actually have them (I can't tell you how awesome it was to find a great rip of the old Anchor Bay DVD of The Guardian). Conventions were just a lot of fun but now, I'm kind of growing beyond them since I've pretty much met everyone I would ever want to meet and also because they're getting more and more expensive, as well as due to some recent changes in my life that I'd rather not go into. However, while I do miss being able to meet some new genre actors and directors that I had never encountered before, one aspect of them I don't are all of the independent filmmakers who go there to peddle their movies and will do everything they can to make you end up with a copy. Sometimes they talk you into buying them and other times they just simply give them to you; they don't care as long as someone sees them. Now, I'm not trying to be a jerk by saying this since I understand that making movies, especially independently with little to no money, is tough and that these people just want to break into the business but, at the same time, I can't help but get annoyed when they try to give me something I have no interest in watching (and not wanting to be an ass is how I've ended up with bad movies like Headspace and The Prodigy, which I reviewed during my first year of having this blog).

That's how we come to this little item, although I must confess that nobody forced this movie on me. I bought it with my own money from Tiffany Shepis at a small convention in Chattanooga in January or February of 2011 (she even signed it for me, which is weird given that she's not even in it). Why did I buy it? It looked interesting. I like movies about ghosts and haunted houses, be it classic ones like House on Haunted Hill, The Legend of Hell House, Burnt Offerings, and The Shining or more modern-day ones like the Paranormal Activity films (well, the first three anyway), and the whole idea about ghosts and the paranormal has always fascinated. Plus, I admit that I did watch Ghost Hunters at one point, although I quit once I realized that they almost never come up with anything tangible and that you're usually just watching a bunch of guys roaming around in the dark, freaking out whenever they hear a little bump, catch footage of little "orbs," or something similar. So, with all that, I figured, "A movie about ghost hunters. That might be fun." "And was it?", you may ask. Well, despite some bad acting and its glaringly obvious independent nature (I'd be surprised if they spent more than $1,000), this film did show off some promise at the beginning. It was somewhat intriguing, I liked the house that it was set in, and there were some instances throughout of a creepy vibe and atmosphere, as well as some downright freaky parts. Unfortunately, the movie gradually fell apart as it went on, needlessly overcomplicating its plot by the end and far overstaying its welcome with its 106-minute running time. I'm not going to say that it out and out sucks and, knowing the limited funds they had to make it, I'm also going to try to cut it some slack, but I'm not going to say that it's an independent masterpiece or, "The scariest film of the year," as Anthony Pepe of the NYC Horror Fest, where the film won Best Screenplay, called it either because it's most certainly not.

On October 10, 1982, the Masterson family of Mesa, Arizona are found brutally murdered in their house. In 2002, renowned ghost hunter Carter Simms is contacted by the house's current owner to investigate and document any signs of paranormal activity. Although she prefers to work alone, Simms is joined on her three-night investigation by videographer Colin Green and journalist Yvette Sandoval, as well as spiritual advocate Mary Young Mortensen, who also claims to have been hired by the owner to assist. Over the course of the first two nights, the ghost hunters experience a number of instances of unexplainable phenomena, including isolated cold spots, a chair moving by itself, and ghostly images and voices captured on their video and audio equipment. They also come across evidence that, despite what Mary says, the Robertsons were not as righteous as they appeared to have been. Throughout the investigation, Mary proves to be very standoffish and overzealous in her religious beliefs, as well as coming across as downright strange at points, and it's eventually discovered that the house's owner never hired her. After they force her to pack up and leave, they learn that she's a very disturbed woman who's been barred from the church she claimed to be a part of due to her behavior, which includes many accusations of sexual assult and defecating on the property. On the third and final night, the remaining three realize that there's virtually no activity going on inside the house and soon decide to check out the guest house after seeing a figure in its top window on one of the cameras; at the same time, Mary returns to the house to take it upon herself to protect the Robertsons' good name and her connection to the family is soon revealed to be very disturbing.

Upon looking at the film's credits, it becomes clear just how independent it was since director Sean Tretta and his partner Mike Marsh did pretty much everything. They both wrote and produced the film, Tretta acted as both cinematographer and editor, and Marsh, who also acts in the film as one of the main cast (Tretta does the voice of a DJ near the end), composed the music as well. The two of them have been working together since the early 2000's on other movies like The Great American Snuff Film, The Death Factory Bloodletting, and The Greatest American Snuff Film, all of which Tretta directed. Tretta's other directing credits include The Prometheus Project and a short called M Is for Matchmaker, and like Death of a Ghost Hunter, he's worn other hats like producer, writer, editor, and cinematographer on those films as well. According to IMDB, both he and Marsh continue to remain active in making independent films so, if nothing else, at least they're doing what they want to do. Far be it from me to criticize them for that.

By far the weakest aspect of this movie is the acting. Again, knowing that this was a little independent movie with almost no budget, I realize that they couldn't afford the greatest actors but the "performances" that are given here are hardly believable. The four leads, Patti Tindall, Mike Marsh, Davina Joy, and Lindsay Page, look like they're trying but the whole thing comes across like you're watching an amateur high school play rather than a movie. Each actor does have a different type of character to work with: Tindall's Carter Simms is a skeptical ghost hunter who prefers working alone but is forced to cooperate with three other people and we learn that her backstory is that she's always been fascinated with the idea of the afterlife since her parents died when she was very young, which leads to her becoming positively obsessed with figuring out what happened to the Masterson family and why they're still haunting the property; Marsh's Colin Green is a young videographer who, at first, does seem interested in performing an investigation but begins to really lose his nerve as more and more bizarre things happen, to the point where he's smoking a lot of cigarettes (as well as some wacky tobaccy at one point); Joy's Yvette Sandoval is a young journalist who's just there mainly for a story but does start to become freaked out and genuinely believe what's going on as more and more weird things happen; and Page's Mary Young Mortensen is an overzealous "member" of the church who sees sin in everything and wants to protect the Masterson's pure reputation at all costs, refusing to believe the evidence that they were actually some very sick people. Out of the four main players, I'd say that Page probably gave the best performance. She did a decent job as coming across as one of those uptight, Jehova's witnesses type of people who will call you a sinner just because you have sexual urgers and the like, as well as making it clear from the get-go that she's a very disturbed person, with the low, religious chanting that she tends to do and other behavior such as peeing on Yvette's clothing. And as you've probably already suspected this early in the movie, she has a rather twisted connection to the Mastersons that I'll get into later. As for the other actors, Tindall tries but her acting mostly comes across as stilted and unnatural, although I do smirk when, during her journal entries at the beginning of the movie, she talks about getting stranded out in the desert, commenting, "That would suck," and about how annoyed she got when Seth Masterson, the current owner of the house, quoted Poltergeist when he first meets her. Marsh, who's acted in a few other films, is okay and did a decent job in coming across as very freaked out and not at all prepared for what he starts encountering in the house. The worst actor in the bunch is Joy. At no point did I believe that she was anything more than an amateur actor failing miserably at coming across as believable.

There are a few supporting actors, like Gordon Clark as Seth Masterson, the snarky current owner of the house who hires Carter to perform the investigation, Evelyn Ramos as Martha Guzman, the terrified maid who experienced some paranormal activity while cleaning the house one night, and Greta Skelly as her daughter Alma, who translates for her Spanish-speaking mother when Carter interviews her. However, the most notable supporting actors are those who appear in the flashbacks of what happened at the Masterson house years before. Tim Wadhams does a good job in making Joseph Masterson a very sick individual whose method of "cleansing" someone who has sinned involved imprisoning, tortuing, and raping them while they were chained in the top room of the adjoining guest house. He also liked to have kinky sex with his wife by having her wear this bizarre, religious-themed S&M-style helmet while they did it and also told her that it was not her place to question whatever he did. Speaking of the wife, Mary Beth Masterson (April Hinojosa) came across as just as wicked as her husband, not only having gone along with his sick ways but becoming so jealous when she learned that their most recent "guest" had become pregnant with and given birth to her husband's child that she killed her entire family, including their own two young children, the new mother, and put the baby in the bathtub so it would drown while she herself blew her brains out. You can't help but feel really bad for Miranda (Stephanie Anne Landers), the poor woman who is imprisoned, tortured, and raped by Masterson because her family believes that she has sinned (those scenes of her getting drilled by him and giving birth while chained up are really disturbing), and the two children, Susanne (Sophia Morgan Stewart) and Peter (William McMinn), who are murdered by their own mother while clearly being frightened by her behavior.

As I mentioned during the introduction, this film, all of its flaws aside, is quite successful in being both creepy and downright disturbing at points. The opening, which you learn later on is the tail end of Mary Beth Masterson killing her entire family, already had my skin crawling when she puts a crying baby into a bathtub and begins filling it up with water, while she goes into the kitchen and shoots herself through the mouth. The sound of that baby continuously crying, to the point where you can hear what sounds like the water beginning to go into its mouth, while Mary Beth shoots herself and small splatter of blood hits a picture of the family on the wall really got to me the first time I watched this movie and made me question whether or not I wanted to see the rest of it. Near the end of the film, when Mary Young is describing the family's actions in a nice, holy way while the audience is being shown the horrible things they actually did, you actually see the moments when Mary Beth confronts her two children as she prepares to kill them. You don't see the actual murders but the kids' reactions, especially the crying and pleading of Susanne, which you'd heard many times before but you now know what it means, are more than enough. As for instances that are just downright creepy, you have a surprisingly eerie section when Carter goes into the Masterson house for the first time and walks around in the darkness, which is her preferred method of checking out a supposedly haunted location. While the music that plays during that bit is inappropriate (an airy, somewhat whimsical tune), the visuals of that very dark house, even though it's the middle of the day, do give off a feeling of dread and foreboding. Then again, that house, as ordinary as it is, is rather creepy no matter how bright it is inside for some reason. And I don't think I need to describe how freaking scary that shot of little Peter's ghost peeking around from a doorway on a night-vision camera is (reminds me of that terrifying "ghost boy" photo taken at the infamous Amityville house).

But, that's honestly the only praise I can give this movie; the rest of the time, you're painfully aware that what you're watching is a little micro-budget, independent film that all of the best intentions in the world couldn't help. Besides the lackluster acting, the movie's very look is clearly courtesy of a cheap, digital camera that gives it a handheld, homemade feel. I wouldn't mind that so much if this were meant to be a found-footage movie, which would explain the look better within the context of the film, but since it's not, I sometimes find myself wondering if what I'm seeing is meant to be from the point of a view of a camera being held by someone. For instance, near the beginning of the movie when Carter talks with Seth Robertson, there's a moment where she's looking off-camera at him (I think) and questions him about his real intentions for hiring her after his maid claimed to have experienced paranormal activity while cleaning the house. The way the bit is shot, it's like Carter is really talking to someone who's filming her and saying what she would like to hypothetically ask Seth if she got the chance. This confusion is not helped by there being actual moments of the investigation being filmed by Colin on a night-vision camera of his. There are also many instances throughout the film when the sound quality will fluctuate; sometimes it'll be crystal clear and you can hear everything that's being said, and other times it'll get really muted and you have to struggle to understand the dialogue. And the special effects that are used whenever they encounter the ghosts? Sometimes they work, like the image of Peter's ghost up above and when Susanne's ghost is captured on the night-vision cameras, but there are also effects used to convey the ghosts going through the characters, as well as to represent the ethereal feel of the afterlife at the end, that are pretty cringe-inducing and old hat (to me, movies that can't afford to make them look good shouldn't use any type of computer effects). Yes, again, I know, independent filmmaking, but it was still something I had to mention.

As I said during my introduction, this film starts out fairly promising but, those instances of creepiness and atmosphere aside, gradually unravels as it goes on. It gets to the point where all you're watching are some amateur actors bumbling around a dark house, occasionally coming across something that's kind of eerie or disturbing, such as some apparitions they either catch on film or come face to face with (the bad effects tend to hurt their effectiveness, though), recordings of ghostly voices, or when they discover evidence that suggests that the Masterson family weren't exactly a bunch of holy-rollers after all. Over the course of the investigation, the ghost hunters are run ragged by what they're encountering, aren't able to get much sleep, and become more and more jittery and freaked out about what might happen next, especially Colin and Yvette, who at one point get stoned and then later talk to Carter about leaving (an issue that is never brought up again). But, the big conflict comes from Mary Young's increasingly erratic behavior and overbearing religious mindset, which culminates in a pretty pathetic fight between her and Carter and the revelation the next day that she's not supposed to be there, further compounded when they learn that she's a very disturbed individual. The third night is where the movie falls apart completely for me. While the three remaining ghost hunters to find a way into the guest house after having seen an apparition in the top front window, Mary returns to the house to take it upon herself to protect the Mastersons' "good name." After getting back inside and apparently becoming possessed when she goes up to the main bedroom and puts on the kinky helmet that you later learn Joseph Masterson made his wife wear while they had sex, Mary murders everyone and then, after a lengthy section where she tries to hold up the Mastersons' pure image while the audience is shown the depraved things Joseph and Mary Beth took part in, she shoots herself much like how the latter did after murdering her family in an act of history repeating itself. During the montage leading to the suicide, you learn that the baby Mary Beth put into the bathtub did not drown after all, was saved by a small act of fate, and adopted by the first police officer who arrived on the scene. And as you can probably guess, Mary Young was that baby. But the movie still doesn't end there (which baffled me since the movie's running time, according to the DVD, was 96 minutes but it ultimately went on for another ten), as you see Carter come to consciousness in the afterlife, realize that she's trapped in the house like the spirits of Susanne and Peter, and tries to let the real world know what's happened by speaking into one of the cameras left in the house.

For me personally, all of that stuff in the third act complicated what I think could have been a much simpler and more effective story. From the title, you know that Carter is going to be dead by the end of the film, especially since, after the opening with the Masterson house murders, we're told that this case's outcome was the most tragic in the history of ghost-hunting, but I think they could have deleted the view of the afterlife through her eyes at the end, leaving it to your imagination whether or not she found out for herself whether exists or not. For that matter, they could have left the very nature of her death ambiguous, with her maybe staying in the house one night while the others leave and them returning the next day to find her dead. I also think they could have done the same with what happened to the Masterson family. I don't think it was necessary to have all those revelations about the family's perverted nature, the disturbed wife killing everyone, and their perversions leading to the birth of a disturbed person who would later end Carter's wife. This idea of it all being intertwined, with the haunting's nature of history repeating itself reflecting what eventually happens and Carter's ending up trapped in the house in the same way, is interesting, I will admit, but I still think it would have been better had a lot of things been left ambiguous, that we know that what Carter and the team are encountering are ghosts but we don't know how exactly they came about or, again, what happened to Carter. It could be just personal preference but I've always felt that serious ghost movies are best when a lot of things are left unknown, like what the ghost in The Entity was and why it was tormenting Carla or why the demon in Paranormal Activity was stalking Katie (the sequels to that film ruined that but I'm just talking about the nature of the first one).

The music score by Mike Marsh is hardly the most memorable one ever put to a film, independent or otherwise. The good thing about it is that it's very subdued, even when it's trying to be creepy, so it's not overbearing or annoying but, at the same time, it's not only not that memorable but it's sometimes inappropriate for what's going on. That quiet, airy theme that plays when Carter first explores the Masterson house is heard a number of times throughout the film and it works sometimes, there are other times where it feels out of place, as in the aforementioned scene. There's also a slightly eerier version of it that works a little bit better, as well as a low piano theme that kind of works too, but I think the music overall could still have tried to be a little more creepy and atmospheric. In addition to the music, they put some freakish, waling noises on the soundtrack whenever something really scary is supposed to be going on and I've read that they're from a video game but I also think I heard them on the episode of History's Mysteries that talked about the Amityville case. They are effective in making my skin crawl but whenever something I've heard on a television show or a video game is put into a movie, it always makes me think, "Wow, this movie must be cheap," as it does whenever I see some questionable digital effects.

If Sean Tretta or any other independent filmmakers somehow come across this review, I want to make it clear that I've meant no personal offense to you guys or the nature of what you do, because I understand that it's very tough to make movies, especially by yourself. But, still, I have to be honest in my opinions and I will always stand by what I feel from watching Death of a Ghost Hunter. It does have some good aspects, like a disturbing opening and genuine moments of creepiness and atmosphere, but on the whole, I find it to be a fairly unremarkable film. The acting is very amateurish, the camera and sound-work suffer from the film's tiny budget, the digital effects used to create the ghosts and the ethereal feeling of their world are very cheap and cringe-inducing, the music leaves a lot to be desired for, and after the promising opening, the film kind of meanders along until it needlessly overcomplicates itself at the end and goes on far longer than it should. Once again, no offense to those who make independent films for a living, but I think this movie could have been a lot better and that there are other movies like this that are far more effective.

Friday, February 27, 2015

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Movies That Suck: The Prowler (Rosemary's Killer) (1981)

The Prowler.jpgYou know the old addage, "Never judge a book by its cover"? Well, the moral of this story is very similar: it's never judge a slasher movie purely on its impressive makeup effects and kills. Up until 2006, I didn't know all that much about the slasher subgenre as a whole. I certainly knew of the big franchises like Halloween, Friday the 13th, and A Nightmare on Elm Street and was an avid fan of all of them, as I still am, but I was completely unaware of other, not so mainstream movies like Prom Night, My Bloody Valentine, The Burning, and such (although I had heard of Terror Train by that point). That was, until I saw the documentary Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film when it premiered on Showtime that fall. Having seen that pop up on the TV guide when I was channel-surfing, I figured that it might be an interesting thing to check out and I was right. I not only enjoyed learning about the slasher genre's emergence, the lashing it often got from critics, and its decline and eventual rebirth, but the many, many clips that I saw got me interested in checking more of these movies out. Among the films featured was The Prowler, whose death scenes were praised as being particularly gruesome and vicious, with Tom Savini himself even saying that they were some of his best work. As a result, that ended up being pretty high on my list of films that I needed to check out one day, although I wouldn't get around to seeing it, as well as a lot of these films, for some time. For my annual birthday shopping trip in 2009, I was determined to get some of the slasher films that had been featured in that documentary, which I had watched again recently, but while I did manage to get my hands on Prom Night, My Bloody Valentine, and Maniac, The Prowler was nowhere to be found, which disappointed me. However, over the years, I realized that many would have actually considered me lucky not to have found it as I learned that, among slasher aficionados, The Prowler is considered noteworthy only for its impressive gore effects; other than that, the film was a rather dull affair not worth anyone's time. That consensus really surprised me. I wondered how a movie containing some of the gruesome spectacles I had seen could be seen as dull. Well, a few years later, I think around 2011 or 2012, I finally saw The Prowler for myself when I picked up the Blue Underground Blu-Ray at a used movie and book store and I discovered that those people couldn't have been more right.

It really is amazing how unwatchable this movie is when no one's getting killed. I've seen more than my fair share of slasher movies by this point and, with a few exceptions, a good majority of them I feel have something to offer, whether it be iconic boogeymen like Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, or Freddy Krueger, or even Harry Warden, the miner-dressed killer in My Bloody Valentine; nice use of location and atmosphere in films such as My Bloody Valentine, The Burning, Terror Train, or even April Fool's Day; memorable characters you enjoy watching as in the best entries in the big franchises and movies like The Burning and April Fool's Day; or simple even cheese factor, like in Prom Night when Jamie Lee Curtis is disco-dancing with her boyfriend (how could you not love that?) or simply the dated nature of the time period the films were made in. The Prowler, however, fails in all of those categories and then some. Tom Savini's gore effects are great setpieces but there's little else the film has to offer because the story is not interesting in the slightest, the characters are bland as can be, there's nothing noteworthy about the setting, and even the killer, other than a kind of unusual look, has nothing to him. But, all that aside, for me the film's biggest problem is that it's a very boring movie and is arduous to sit through even though it's only 89 minutes long. When that's the case, a horror film, particularly a slasher flick, has most certainly failed.

It's the end of World War II and hundreds of American G.I.'s have returned home to waiting friends and family, however one unlucky soldier learned during the war via letter that his sweetheart, Rosemary, who had promised to wait out the war for him, has moved on with her life. Rosemary, whose name is actually Francis Chatham but also goes by the nickname Rose, however, doesn't get to enjoy her new-found freedom for long when, on June 28, 1945, she and her new boyfriend are brutally murdered by an unknown person in army fatigues during the Avalon Bay graduation dance. Thirty-five years pass before Avalon Bay holds another graduation dance due to the insistence of Maj. Chatham, Rosemary's father, who has since suffered a stroke and is confined to a wheelchair. As preparations for the dance get underway, Sheriff George Fraser, despite learning that the perpetrator of a violent robbery/murder in a nearby town could be heading that way, heads out for his annual fishing trip, leaving Deputy Mark London in charge. The preparations go off without a hitch but when night falls and the dance begins, the same person who murdered Rosemary embarks on another bloodbath, brutally murdering anyone he comes across, with Mark and his girlfriend Pam trying to figure out the killer's identity and what his ties are to the long-dead Rosemary.

It's amazing that Joseph Zito, who had previously only directed a couple of little known films like Abduction and Bloodrage, didn't vanish off the face of the Earth after The Prowler but, in actuality, he managed to go on to make a few beloved B-movies throughout the 80's, most notably some low-budget action movies starring Chuck Norris and Dolph Lundgren. What amazes me more, however, is that Zito would go on to direct Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, one of the best and most entertaining entries in that franchise. I don't know what changed in the three years between that film and The Prowler but it was a significant change because that movie succeeds in everything that this one fails at: characters, atmosphere, and pacing. Maybe Zito figured that since he was going to be making a movie in a very successful franchise that was being distributed by a big studio like Paramount, he'd better bring his A-game and do as a good a job as he possibly could. Now, that may have resulted in him going too far and pushing his cast and crew to the point where some of them came out of it not really liking him but, regardless, he definitely made up for The Prowler with that movie. And that's ironic for me to say because apparently someone affiliated with the Friday the 13th series saw The Prowler and decided that Zito would be a good director for the next film, even saying that he wished that the Friday the 13th movies were like. Zito said he was embarrassed by that statement and I am too, only probably for a very different reason.

A lot of people will tell me that you don't watch a slasher movie for deep characters or anything like that; you watch them for the stalking and the kills. However, I would counter that argument by naming off a number of slasher movies with characters that, if nothing else, are at least likable and memorable in some ways and I enjoy watching them before they get killed. The Prowler gives nothing on that score. None of the characters here are hateful or anything; they're just so bland and one-dimensional that they might as well be cardboard cutouts. The two leads, Pam (Vicky Dawson, who looks a little like Amy Steel from Friday the 13th Part 2 but has none of the charisma) and Mark (Christopher Goutman), are very dull and shallow that I didn't care at all when they were in danger or when they were having some sort of lovers' quarrel or anything. The film tries to give them some depth by having Mark be a young deputy sheriff who might be unqualified to run the town for one night and with Pam being jealous whenever someone else hits on him and feeling herself that he isn't cut out for this job (she comes across as more shrewish than anything else, though) but there's so little to it that they might as well have not even bothered putting it in there. They also try to make Pam seem strong by having her be the one who unmasks and kills the killer at the end while Mark gets knocked out for the entirety of the climax but that doesn't matter at all when she's so bland and, up until that point, had been doing nothing but running and screaming. I guess the one thing I can compliment Pam on is that she's the one who brought it to Mark's attention that a potential killer was roaming around but, at the same time, a bunch of people still got killed so some good that did. And finally, I have to mention how, during the final cheap scare after the killer's been dealt with, Pam screams bloody murder and Mark and the police officer he's talking to outside do nothing but look up at the floor she's on. That kind of sums the whole thing up for me.

With the leads being as bland as they are, you can probably guess that the rest of the cast doesn't fare much better. Lisa (Cindy Weintraub) is made out to be the rebellious, slutty one of the cast with how she gives the invalid Maj. Chatham a nice look at her goodies at one point and with how she purposefully steals Mark away to dance with him when he arrives at the dance to spend time with Pam but, again, it's so shallow in how it's done that you don't care (and you don't even get to see her goodies when she flashes Maj. Chatham so that's another strike). Sherry (Lisa Dunsheath) and Carl (David Sederholm) are the typical horny couple, with Carl in particular being the one who can't wait to have his way with Sherry, although both of them get offed before they can even get it on. Ben (Thom Bray) and Sally (Diane Rode) are another couple who you think are going to get it when they go down into the dance hall's basement to make out but, even though it's made clear that someone is watching them (a pervy member of the faculty, apparently), nothing more is ever said about them. Lisa's date, Paul (Bryan Englund), spends the entire movie drunk off his ass and is eventually locked up in the jail by Mark for being disorderly. Again, you think that's going to lead to something but, like Ben and Sally, nothing more is said about Paul after he passes out in his cell. And poor Miss Allison (Donna Davis), the dance's chaperon, suffers a very grisly death after she goes out to the pool to find Lisa, who's already been dealt with by that point. However, the cast members I feel the most sympathy for are the two veterans: Lawrence Tierney and Farley Granger. Tierney, who had worked with Joseph Zito on his two previous films, has such a very thankless role as the disabled Maj. Chatham, with so little screentime, no lines, and no significant scenes except for a moment when he acts very creepily towards Pam after she first encounters the killer, that it's a wonder why he's even here in the first place. You're led to believe that Rosemary's having been his daughter and his insistence to never have another graduation dance until now will lead to something significant but it never does. Granger has a little more respectability in his brief role at the beginning as Sheriff George Fraser, who's revealed at the end to be the killer, but it's still sad for me to see a guy who once worked with Alfred Hitchcock reduced to appearing in a film like this in a role that could've been played by anybody. He really must've thought he was slumming here and I don't blame him.

And with that, let's talk about the Prowler himself, shall we? For one thing, his look is... interesting, with the army fatigues and his head being completely zipped up in the hood, although it makes me wonder how he's able to see what he's doing. While memorable, though, his look is nowhere near as iconic as Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, or Freddy Krueger, or, for that matter, even lower echelon killers like Harry Warden in My Bloody Valentine and the ski-masked killer in Prom Night. I do like that he really prepared for his killing spree, outfitting himself with a deadly bayonet, a pitchfork (where did he keep that thing when he wasn't using it?), and even a small but powerful rifle that he uses to quickly kill off someone who injures him near the end. I do like that he makes use of a gun because it always bugs me whenever Michael or Jason come across a gun but don't make use of it, stubbornly sticking to their stabbing weapons. If you were chasing someone down, wouldn't you use a gun if the opportunity presented itself? Also, the Prowler's methods of killing people might not be very inventive since they're just typical stabbings, impalements, and throat slashings, but they're still memorable in how brutal and vicious they are, showing that this guy is playing for keeps. But, despite that, I ultimately never found the Prowler to be that frightening or intimidating of a presence. His look, when you first really see it, is startling since you're probably not sure at first how he's concealing his face but, once you get past that, there's nothing all that scary about him since he walks fairly slowly even though there's no need for him to (like a lot of movie killers, he seems to be able teleport all over the place) and there doesn't seem to be all that much rage or anger in him aside from when he actually kills people. That scene at the end where he's searching for Pam in Maj. Chatham's house should have been tense, with him tearing the place apart trying to find her, but it comes across as ho-hum instead. Only when he's injured and unmasked does he seem angrily desperate to now finish what he started but it's too late by that point.

I'd be willing to forgive the movie for its lack of well-developed characters if it were enjoyable to watch aside from the kills but that is painfully not the case. This is one of the most boring slasher movies I've ever seen. There are long, long stretches where nothing's going on as Zito tries to create suspense by having the characters poke around in the dark as they try to find clues to the killer's identity, hoping that you will be all tense from the notion that he could spring on them at any second and attack, but it just doesn't work. I often found myself sitting there waiting and waiting and waiting for something to happen, hoping that somebody would get skewered or get their throat slashed or whatever just to snap me out of this black hole of boredom I was stuck in. And yes, the original Friday the 13th, which I'm not particularly fond of, had some drawn-out sequences too but that film at least had a lot more going for it like some fairly memorable characters and a nice enough atmosphere, which is more than I can say for this movie. One of the worst scenes is when Mark and Pam sneak into Maj. Chatham's house to try to figure if he had anything to do with the man who attacked Pam. I can't put into words how much I didn't care about what they found or what was going to happen. Again, I was just begging for someone to get killed so I would at least have a nice special effect to marvel at. And like I also described up above, what's supposed to be a thrilling climax with the killer trying to find Pam in the major's house is nothing of the sort; plus, by that point, you're so bored by the rest of the movie that you wouldn't even care if it was reasonably well-done. I was hoping that the killer would hurry up and find Pam so they could get it over with already. And then, there's that last cheap scare when Carl, who's been hung up in the shower all night with Sherry, apparently comes back to life for a brief moment and tries to grab Pam before finally expiring. Not only did that make me roll my eyes but, what's more, I thought to myself, "That guy got stabbed all the way through the head, hung in the shower, and they expect me to think that he was still alive to provide this cheap scare? Give me a break." I've read that was actually meant to be a hallucination that Pam had but I was so bored and past caring that it never crossed my mind as a possibility.

One scene that has to be the most excruciating in how long it's drawn out is not even one that involves suspense but rather what is, I think, an attempt at comedy. Once Mark and Pam discover that the prowler is indeed a killer, Mark attempts to reach Sheriff Fraser at the lodge he's supposedly staying at but ends up having to deal with this lazy, fat-ass hotel clerk (Bill Nunnery) who does everything he can to not do his job. Mark asks him if the sheriff is there, he says that he just started his shift an hour ago and that everybody's in bed; Mark persuades him to go to Fraser's room, the guy puts the phone down and does nothing but waste time by munching on some chips and such, slamming a nearby swinging door to make Mark think that he had gone, and then picks up the phone and says that Fraser wasn't in his room; and when Mark tells him to take a message, the guy writes it down on a paper bag and then throws it aside if he hangs up, signifying that he wouldn't give it to Fraser even if he was there. That scene probably didn't go on for less than three minutes but it felt like an eternity. I was thinking to myself, "Come on! Get on with it!" And once it was over, I didn't know what the point of it was. Again, I think you're supposed to find it funny that this guy is so lazy that he won't get up and fulfill a simple request like looking to see if somebody is in their room but it was just several minutes of dead air. As I've said, it's stuff like that makes me wonder if this could possibly be the same guy who would do Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

The only part of this movie that I thought was somewhat effective was the sequence where Pam first comes across the Prowler is chased by him through the student dorm, culminating in her desperately trying to make it out a locked door while he slowly closes in for the kill in a very compressed, claustrophobic hallway. I don't know why I found that to be a little tense, though. I guess I just thought that the confines of the dorm building there really worked in giving you a sense that she was trapped and that there wasn't really anywhere she could go to get away from this guy who was trying to kill her. Maybe if the climax had been set there, it would have been a little more thrilling.

Alright, let's get to the aspect of this movie that everyone agrees is legitimately good: Tom Savini's very well-done gore effects. Despite the film's myriad of faults, the kill scenes here are definitely up there with the work Savini had done before on Dawn of the Dead and the original Friday the 13th and, I would say, are some of his finest effects along with those, what he did in Maniac, and what he would later do on Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, Day of the Dead, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. The first kill of Rosemary and her new, rich boyfriend Roy (Timothy Wahrer) in the opening nicely lets you know what you're in for: Roy gets stabbed in the back with a pitchfork while making out with Rosemary and the killer pushes the blades all the way through him until she gets impaled too, with blood gushing out of Roy's back in waves. Once he's finished them off, the killer leaves a rose in Rosemary's hand, as he does again when he kills Sherry later on. Before she gets it, though, Carl is dealt a very painful death when he gets stabbed through the top of his head all the way through his bottom jaw, with the fact that he dies from it slowly really making me cringe (the effect of his eyes going white as he struggles and winces gets under my skin especially). As for Sherry, she gets stabbed in the stomach in the shower and is slowly and painfully impaled. The killer leaves a rose atop her face in the bathtub and later hangs Carl's corpse up in the shower as a macabre decoration. Lisa gets it while swimming around in the swimming pool in her underwear. After getting shoved back into the water when she tries to climb out, Lisa attempts to climb out the side only to be grabbed from behind and get her throat slashed with the bayonet, filling the pool up with blood as the camera lingers on a nasty shot of her neck getting sliced. When Miss Allison comes outside to retrieve Lisa after learning of the prowler, she finds the bloody pool (although the killer took Lisa's body to the nearby cemetery, as you learn later) and tries to run back to the dance hall to warn everyone, only to get caught and stabbed right through the neck with the bayonet. The last couple of kills in the film, which follow the discovery of Rosemary's decades-old corpse in the chimney (nicely nasty effect, I might add) are, surprisingly, the results of powerful gunshots. When Pam is cornered by the killer in Maj. Chatham's house, he's attacked and shot from a behind by a villager named Otto (Bill Hugh Collins) but is only injured and manages to blow Otto's brains out with his own gun. That's when Pam stabs him with his pitchfork and the two of them then wrestle for the gun, which is when the killer reveals himself to be Sheriff Fraser. During the struggle, Pam manages to point the gun barrel up at Fraser's lower jaw and pull the trigger, blowing his head apart in the process. And while it's not a death and is a cheap scare, I still think Carl's white, lifeless eyes as he tries to grab Pam at the end do look unsettling.

I have virtually nothing at all to say about Richard Einhorn's score for this movie. It's one of the most generic, unimaginative, typical horror movie scores ever composed, with no cues that stand out as being particularly memorable, save for one part where the music accentuates the killer wiping the blood off of his bayonet after killing Carl and this really sappy, warm theme that plays during the final scene and the end credits that I'm not sure is memorable in a good way (I know it made me roll my eyes when I heard it). I know the guy probaby had limited resources given how small this movie was but, my God, at least try to make the music a little bit memorable. Ugh, there's another element that this movie doesn't have aside from the kills.

If you've seen Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film or any other horror documentary that showcases clips from The Prowler, then trust me, you've seen everything that this movie has to offer. Nothing else about this movie makes it noteworthy at all and if Tom Savini hadn't worked on it, it would have been forgotten a long ago. The characters are bland and unmemorable, the killer himself has somewhat of an interesting look to him but nothing else, the film's low budget is very evident (why did so many slasher films back then use that soft look that makes the film feel even more cheap?), the story is uninteresting, the score completely forgettable, and, worst of all, the movie is a bore to sit through, with long, empty sequences that make the movie's 89-minute running time feel like three hours. If you're a fan of this movie, then power to you, but to newcomers, I would suggest simply finding a compilation of the kill scenes online somewhere and leaving it at that.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Updated Reviews

Hey, guys, I just wanted to let you know that even though I haven't done a new review in about two months now, I haven't been completely slacking off. I've been going back to my old reviews and fixing them up as well as adding images to them, which I never did until my third year of having this blog. It's something that I've been meaning to do for a while and I figured this hiatus I've been on was the perfect time. I think this is something that I'll do every time I take a break from actual reviewing. So, if you like some of my old reviews, be sure to check them out because they'll now be more tightly edited and have images added to them (although, that said, I apologize if the placement of some of the images and text in those reviews comes out a little wonky; I'm having to deal with new ways of inserting images). I'll put up a list of the ones I've updated so far and add to it whenever necessary. As for new reviews, I'm not sure when I'll start up again or what it will be but I'm planning on it being soon. But, until then, feel free to check out these updated reviews and take care.

* This means that said reviews have been further updated

The Batman Movies
The Thing from Another World
The Superman Movies
The Friday the 13th Movies
The Predator Movies
The Jurassic Park Movies*
Jurassic Park for the Super NES
GoldenEye 007 for the N64
The Star Wars Movies
My Soul To Take
Eaten Alive
Spontaneous Combustion
The Universal Dracula Movies
The Child's Play Movies*
House on Haunted Hill
The Giant Gila Monster*
Romero's Dead Series
Night of the Living Dead 1990
Dawn of the Dead 2004
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas
Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas
Mickey's Christmas Carol
Home Alone
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
The Super NES Donkey Kong Country Games
AVP: Alien vs. Predator
The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms
The Giant Behemoth
The Blair Witch Project

Nosferatu 

Cannibal Holocaust

High Tension

Wolf Creek

The Crater Lake Monster

The Gremlins Movies

The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

The Black Cat (1934)

Werewolf of London

The Raven (1935)

The Wolf Man

The Universal Frankenstein Movies

The Universal Dracula Movies

The Creature from the Black Lagoon Movies

Van Helsing

Cloverfield

The Giant Claw

Q: The Winged Serpent

King of the Monsters

Primal Rage

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movies

Jurassic World

The Screaming Skull 

The Killer Shrews 

The Terror 

976-EVIL 

Bruiser 

Dreamcatcher 

Headspace 

The Halloween Movies 

Mask Maker