Saturday, June 14, 2014

Franchises: Godzilla. Godzilla vs. Hedorah (Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster) (1971)

Godzilla vs Hedorah 1971.jpgThis is the one Godzilla movie that I can honestly say that I did not like at all when I was a kid. Oh, I rented it several times from my local video shop (it was a Godzilla movie, after all) but I always ended up wishing that I hadn't because I came out of it thoroughly freaked out. And after those several failed attempts to try to convince myself that I should like it simply because it was a Godzilla movie, I stopped renting it altogether and always avoided it like the plague whenever I would attempt to pick out one to rent from my tape store's very limited selection of Godzilla movies. It didn't even matter after a while because that VHS suddenly went missing and to this day, I have no clue what happened to it. I guess somebody rented it and skipped town with it. In any case, that's why I can't in good conscience label this as an entry in Stuff I Grew Up With. In that section, I always refer to things that were prevalent throughout my childhood, stuff that I either watched or played over and over again. I may have seen Godzilla vs. Hedorah (or I should say Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster, since that was the title the VHS went by) when I was a kid but because it freaked me out so much, I quickly distanced myself from it and never watched it again until I was in middle school. Therefore, it joins Godzilla Raids Again in being the only entry in the original series not be part of Stuff I Grew Up With. Another relationship it had with that film is that it eventually became next to impossible to find to purchase on VHS. I never saw it on video in any stores, even though I would often find many other Godzilla movies, which I always found to be kind of odd. Not that it mattered to me, since I had decided that, despite my resolve to have every Godzilla movie and my relatives' assertion that they would buy it for me if they found it, this was the one that I could very easily live without. If I had found it, I probably would have bought it out of obligation, but on the other hand, I wasn't killing myself to find it. Like I said, it wasn't until I was in middle school when I finally saw Godzilla vs. Hedorah for the first time since I was a young kid. That was due to Sci-Fi Channel, which began showing it fairly regularly around that time and which I found to be odd since to my knowledge, it hadn't been available on home video for many years. While I was initially hesitant to watch it even then due to the freaky childhood memories I still had of the film, I eventually did bring myself to do so, although I only saw the last quarter of it then. And when it was finally released on DVD from Sony around 2004/2005, I did indeed pick it up. That was when I was going through my Godzilla snobbishness stage while I was in late high school and about to enter college, so watching the DVD that first time didn't have much of an impact on me. But, when my Godzilla fandom came back full force when I was in college, I watched this film more and more and, as a result, my attitude began changing.

Nowadays, I can proudly say that Godzilla vs. Hedorah, aka Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster, is a favorite of mine. It's not my absolute favorite but if I were to do a top ten, it would certainly be in there. I know that many people get turned off by how weird it often gets and by its rather heavy-handed anti-pollution message but those are the exact reasons why I enjoy it so much. I enjoy its strangeness and quirkiness, even though I don't understand a lot of it, and I also like the anti-pollution statement because I think it's a subject worth talking about, including in a Godzilla movie. Plus, I also like the less emphasized but no less strange anti-drug statements in the film, be it the bizarre hallucinations one of the characters has or the scene where Hedorah himself seems to be getting high while inhaling smoke from a smokestack (you won't want to miss that). I can understand why some wouldn't enjoy the film because of the weirdness and unconventionality and why some would find it to be unfocused and muddled but, as the saying goes, we agree to disagree because I think it's great stuff all around.

Pollution levels are rising in Japan to the point where entire waves of waste and garbage are circulating through the ocean and fish and other sea animals are dying off after coming into contact with the toxic pollutants. One day, an elderly fisherman brings biologist Dr. Yano a bizarre, tadpole-like creature that he caught in a bay that used to have lots of healthy fish but has recently become devoid of normal life and now appears to be a breeding ground for bizarre mutants. Later that evening, Yano and his family see a news report about a similar, but much larger, creature attacking and destroying oil tankers. Intrigued, Yano and his young son, Ken, head out to the shore near the area where the creature was last seen and Yano goes scuba-diving to investigate while Ken stays behind. It isn't long before the creature, or at least one similar to it, makes its presence known, attacking both Ken and Yano and leaving them with acidic burns, with Yano coming out of his attack with the right side of his face horribly scarred. The creatures, dubbed Hedorahs by Ken since they originated in polluted waters ("hedoro" is the Japanese word for sludge), continue attacking ships, and as the pollution levels and sea-life death toll rise, Godzilla soon appears to deal with the situation himself. Ken has a dream about Godzilla destroying the layers of sludge and pollution circulating the ocean and takes it as a sign that he'll soon come to save Japan from the Hedorahs. At the same time, Yano discovers from the dried up remains of the tadpole he was given that the Hedorahs are actually made up of minerals and that one piece of it can come back to life when it comes into contact with pollutants. In addition, when two or more of the creatures come across one another, they instinctively come together to become one, meaning that, coupled with the pollution they feed off, they can reach enormous sizes, perhaps even bigger than Godzilla. Yano's theory proves to be correct when the Hedorahs eventually do merge into one enormous monster that comes ashore one night to be feed on the fumes from a smokestack. This doesn't go unnoticed by Godzilla, though, who also comes ashore and engages in battle with the Smog Monster. While Godzilla manages to overpower and trounce Hedorah during this first battle, the latter is able to escape into the sea. Over the following days, Hedorah spreads death and destruction across Japan, growing larger and more powerful by feeding on pollution and developing the ability to change into an airborne, saucer-shaped form that spreads deadly sulfuric acid that corrodes metal and dissolves the flesh off of living creatures. Despite his best efforts, even Godzilla is unable to stop Hedorah, succumbing to his toxic nature at the end of one brief battle. With the situation growing grimmer day by day, a group of hippies decide to host a big party on Mt. Fuji in order to celebrate one last day before Hedorah makes mankind extinct. The party, however, ends up attracting Hedorah's attention and the Smog Monster makes his way to the mountain, now having grown to an enormous size and eventually revealing his ultimate form as a bipedal, humanoid mountain of sludge. Godzilla appears as well to battle Hedorah to the death but, with the Smog Monster's power and size eclipsing even him, the only hope for Earth may be a method that Dr. Yano has come up with that could possibly destroy Hedorah once and for all.

Another link between Godzilla Raids Again and Godzilla vs. Hedorah is that they're the only two entries in the original series of films not to be directed by either Ishiro Honda or Jun Fukuda. In the case of Hedorah, the director is Yoshimitsu Banno, a former stage actor who'd served as assistant director to Akira Kurosawa on several of his films, most notably on Throne of Blood, the director's take on Macbeth, and by 1971, had directed a film called Birth of the Japanese Islands that had been shown at the 1970 Japan expo. Tomoyuki Tanaka was so impressed with his energy and creativity that he personally selected Banno to direct the next Godzilla film and in fact, advance trailers for the film promoted him as the man who would reinvent Godzilla for a new generation. Tanaka had to undergo back surgery and was in recovery during production on the film, meaning that Banno had complete creative control over the film and that Godzilla vs. Hedorah would turn out to be perhaps the most personal, art-house style entry in the franchise. Everything that you see onscreen in this film is Banno's work. Not only did he direct the picture but, after the predictably gloomy and disillusioned Takeshi Kimura had written a script that was hardly inspiring and had been thrown together half-heartedly, Banno extensively rewrote the film as well. The film is as complete a director's vision as the original Godzilla was for Honda (and, as we'll see, that's far from the only parallel between the two films). Unfortunately, though, Banno's bizarre and unconventional sensibilities ended up not sitting well at all with Tanaka and the brass at Toho. It's been often said that when Tanaka finally saw the finished film after he had recovered from his surgery, he became enraged and told Banno that he ruined Godzilla. Banno was then barred from ever making another Godzilla movie or another movie at Toho for that matter, which I think was an overly harsh and ridiculous response on the part of Tanaka. Since then, Banno has worked mainly as an occasional assistant director and writer, with his only directing credits being on little known TV shows like Android Casshan and Ninja, the Wonder Boy. But, even though his directing career didn't pan out due to his being blacklisted, Banno has throughout the years been determined to make a direct sequel to Godzilla vs. Hedorah, with his most recent attempt having been in the mid-2000's with a proposed 3-D, IMAX film called Godzilla: 3-D to the MAX, which was eventually cancelled. Banno, however,  did finally manage to become reattached to Godzilla by acting as an executive producer on Legendary Pictures' 2014 film, which, ironically, was what got his proposed IMAX film scrapped.

There aren't many main characters in this film and the ones that are here are very, very basic. Dr. Yano (Akira Yamauchi) is the man who first investigates Hedorah, having an encounter with the creature that proves to be too close for comfort and leaves him with a badly scarred face, and is also the first one who truly realizes the threat that the monster poses to both Japan and the entire world. He finds out everything there is to know about Hedorah, that he's made up of minerals, that the final monster was created by all of these individuals coming together, that Hedorah will continue to grow bigger and stronger as long as there is pollution for him to feed on, and that if he's not stopped, he'll cover the entire in a deadly, sulfuric smog. Despite his injuries and his wife nagging him to get some rest, Yano is determined to continue studying Hedorah in order to find a way to destroy him and, sure enough, he comes up with the plans for the device that, along with some help from Godzilla, does the trick. He's a much more intelligent scientist than this one idiot who suggests that pure oxygen might work against Hedorah, which results in a couple of helicopters being destroyed when they attempt to bomb the Smog Monster with containers full of oxygen. Yano's biggest supporter and most dependable assistant throughout the film is his young son, Ken (Hiroyuki Kawase), who is the first one to recognize the monster being talked about on the news as being a larger version of the unusual one that the old fisherman brought them earlier that day. It's clear very early on that the two of them are quite close, seeing as how Yano brings Ken along when he goes out to investigate the area where Hedorah was last seen and how they're constantly discussing what Hedorah is and where he came from. In those conversations, Yano doesn't talk down to his son at all but, as any father should, assumes that the kid actually has some intelligence and treats and talks to him in the same respectable manner that he would an academic colleague. That turns out to be very fortuitous because Ken is quite intelligent for his age and much smarter than a majority of the other adults around him. He knows a little bit about biology himself and also about physics, able to tell a couple of family friends that Hedorah's tissue is made up of waste material and other minerals. He also knows a little bit about meteorites and atoms and, in fact, not only is he the one who comes up with the name, "Hedorah," but he's also the one who suggests that Hedorah might be vulnerable to dehydration, which turns out to be his one fatal weakness. Ken, like Ichiro in the previous film, is a big fan of Godzilla, with plenty toys of him at his house, and understands the monster's actions and motivations, that he's unhappy with the pollution mankind has created and has come to destroy Hedorah, better than anyone else in the movie. In fact, he seems to have something of a psychic link with Godzilla and often has visions of him not too long before he actually arrives on the scene. Of course, save for his dad, no one ever believes or takes Ken seriously when he says that he knows that Godzilla is nearby, meaning that Hedorah must be somewhere close as well, which proves to have dire consequences for those naysayers. And at the end of the movie when Godzilla is walking off, apparently very disillusioned with mankind and the disaster they've caused with their continuing pollution, Ken has look on his face as he watches him that seems to read that he understands how Godzilla feels, as if he can read his thoughts (although, I don't think you need to be psychic to tell that he's not happy as he heads home).

In stark contrast to Dr. Yano and Ken, Mrs. Yano (Toshie Kimura) never seems to realize just how dangerous and potentially apocalyptic the situation with Hedorah is. Her husband is trying his damnedest to learn everything that he can about the monster in order to find out if he has some weakness and all his wife can do is badger him to get some rest, at one point telling, "Forget about all of this Hedorah business until after you get well." Even after she sees the result of her husband's experiments with the remains of the Hedorah tadpole firsthand, she still doesn't seem to grasp the gravity of the situation. The part that astounds me the most is when, after Hedorah has destroyed much of Fuji City, killed hundreds of people, and very nearly got her son killed as well, all Mrs. Yano can talk about is how the women she was exercising with outside of the school she works at began choking after Hedorah flew over them, saying, "That's no learning environment!" It's like, "You really don't understand what's happening, do you?" And later on when Hedorah has arrived on Mt. Fuji, all Mrs. Yano can say is that Ken is in danger, once again forgetting that the entire world is in danger as well, and argue with her husband about his desire to go to the spot where the military are going to be setting up his equipment to kill Hedorah, telling him that he's in no condition to travel. First off, at least she's worried about her son this time around but the question I have is why did she allow him to go to that hippie party at Mt. Fuji in the first place, especially with the knowledge that Hedorah could appear again at any moment? Second, I once again have to wonder if she understands the seriousness of situation by arguing with her husband about going to the site. Fortunately, they do go but still, does she not understand what he means when he says that everything rests on those electrodes he's come up with to destroy Hedorah and that he needs to be there to make sure that everything works correctly. And third, despite his injures, Yano still seems to be able to get around and work rather well and it seems like she's the only one making him stay in bed as much as he does. In other words, he probably would be in good enough condition to travel if she would quit stifling him every step of the way. Mrs. Yano is a woman who means well but is ultimately too narrow-minded to understand that there are much more important things going on than what she seems to think is most vital.

The last two main characters are a teenage hippie couple, Yukio (Toshio Shiba) and Miki (Keiko Mari), who are friendly with the Yano family (I've seen one Japanese version where the subtitles identify Yukio as Yano's brother at one point but I kind of doubt that due to the age difference between the two, although you never know). There isn't much to say about Miki. Her most memorable scene is when she's dancing and singing the movie's theme song, Save the Earth, at this very trippy nightclub while wearing a skintight leotard that has bizarre patterns all over it and while wearing odd face-paint as well. Other than that, though, she acts as nothing more than a tag-along character who just happens to be there when something important happens. She acts as something of a guardian to Ken during the climactic battle between Godzilla and Hedorah on Mt. Fuji but even then, she doesn't do much of anything and isn't worth spending much time on. Her boyfriend Yukio, on the other hand, is a bit more memorable. One reason is because of the clothes that he wears, including a jacket that actually kind of looks like something you'd see in the 50's and, most notably, the very 70's patterned outfit that you see him wearing during that nightclub scene. Speaking of which, he's the center of one of the film's many strange moments when he apparently starts tripping on acid at that club and hallucinates that his girlfriend and everyone else around suddenly has fish faces! But most importantly, he's the one who organizes this large bonfire party on Mt. Fuji, not to make any sort of political statement or create a media event, although he probably wouldn't have minded if the media showed up, but rather to just have one last night of fun before Hedorah completely destroys the world. In other words, he's just said, "Fuck it," and thrown in the towel but plans to go out with a party. But, the consequences of that party kind of defeat its own purpose since the smoke from the bonfires they light appears to attract Hedorah, which results in a bunch of people, including Yukio himself, getting killed before they could really enjoy themselves for one last night. I kind of like Yukio because, the apparent drug problems and alcoholism aside (at that nightclub, he's downing the booze like nobody's business), he seems like kind of a cool guy and someone I'd want to hang out with, especially in the international version when he tells everyone right before the party starts, "Go on, blow your mind!" but, damn, talk about something completely blowing up in your face.

Don't worry. It's a mannequin.
You may find this hard to believe but Godzilla vs. Hedorah, despite how bizarre and out there it gets, is probably the closest to the original Godzilla in terms of its themes, tone, and even with aspects of its narrative structure than any other entry in the original series of films. For one, I think the concept of Hedorah himself is a natural progression from the allegory in the original film. That film was about a monster that was created by a major mistake by mankind, nuclear weapons, but it's hardly the only mistake that we've made in the past century. Another major blunder that we've made that threatens the world is widespread industrial pollution and waste, so it only seems logical that we'd eventually get a monster that was spawned from that as well. (I'm actually surprised that there aren't more movies about monsters created from pollution since that's just as prevalent a threat as nuclear annihilation, perhaps even more so in recent years.) This creates a very interesting tie between Godzilla and Hedorah in that they're both the byproducts of man's modern arrogance and irresponsibility, with the only difference being that one has taken the role typically assumed by the human characters in these types of movies and is trying to save his planet from being destroyed by the other. This dynamic makes their battles feel even more meaningful and epic than they already were, which I really like. Also, just like the ending of the original Godzilla, with Dr. Yamane's warning that continued nuclear testing could possibly result in another one, the ending of Godzilla vs. Hedorah suggests that the threat of another Hedorah being created will always be a possibility as long as there's pollution (and for that matter, the film ends with the revelation that another one possibly has been created, which was meant to be the set up for Yoshimitsu Banno's unfulfilled sequel). I also like the fact that Godzilla, himself a result of a type of pollution, is the one who realizes this, given the shots of waste and garbage in the ocean and the way he seems so disgusted with mankind in general as he solemnly heads home at the end of the movie. And just like the ending of the original movie, there's no reason to think that mankind has learned its lesson and will do what's necessary to make sure that this situation doesn't happen again, especially when you see those shots of continuing pollution as Godzilla heads for home. Most unfortunate of all, the endings to both of these movies are not exactly wrong and we just can't seem to learn our lesson in real life, can we?

Like I said, some of the narrative structure of Godzilla vs. Hedorah is surprisingly similar to that of the original Godzilla. Just like how Godzilla's presence in that film was gradually realized by his destroying boats and creating a shortage of fish for the natives of Odo Island to catch, Hedorah begins his reign of terror by destroying some oil tankers and the first sign of his existence is when an elderly fisherman catches a fairly large version of one of the tadpoles that come together to make up his body in a bay where the healthy fish have been replaced by freakish mutants. Even though there's no love triangle here, I guess you could say that the characters of Miki and Yukio are kind of Emiko and Ogata, albeit nowhere near as important to the plot. Dr. Yano is quite similar to Dr. Serizawa in that they're both sympathetic and heroic scientist characters who are ultimately the ones who hold the key to destroying the monster and saving the world. Yano doesn't sacrifice himself in the same manner that Serizawa did but, still there is a correlation between them. In fact, after his nasty encounter with one of the smaller Hedorahs, the right side of Yano's face is bandaged up for the rest of the film due to the hideous sulfuric acid scars, making him look a little bit like the eye-patched Serizawa. And the part where Hedorah flies directly over Yano's home and the pollutants he leaves in his wake poison the water of Yano's fish tank and kill the fish is very similar to the scene where Serizawa gives Emiko a demonstration of the Oxygen Destroyer, right down to Mrs. Yano recoiling in horror at the sight of it.

And finally, like the original film, Godzilla vs. Hedorah is a pretty grim and dark movie that doesn't pull any punches when it comes to showing the consequences of the monsters' actions. In stark contrast to the more or less family friendly tone that the series had been taking since King Kong vs. Godzilla, Hedorah shows people scarred or dying in pretty horrific ways, which is why I always advise parents who are trying to introduce their kids to Godzilla to wait until their kids are about ten or eleven or so before showing this one to them because, as happened to me when I saw it as a little kid, it could very easily freak them out (and yet, this movie got a G-rating when it was originally released in America; it's been bumped up to a PG since then but, man, the MPAA doesn't know crap).  First, we get a nasty look at Dr. Yano's scarred face after his scuba encounter with Hedorah. Then, during Godzilla and Hedorah's first battle, Godzilla starts flinging Hedorah around, inadvertently causing pieces of his sludge to fly off and leading to a big blob of it crashing through a window and hitting these guys who are playing mahjong. After the fact, when the still-living blob of sludge has crawled away, you see a rather eerie wide-shot of the people lying dead amidst the slime-covered room. That's nothing, however, compared to the horror and destruction that Hedorah causes when he goes on a rampage in Fuji City in the middle of the film. The part that absolutely got me when I was a kid is when, after having a brief scuffle with Godzilla, Hedorah flies over this group of people who are running away and you see the effects of the sulfuric acid he expulses up close and personal, with a shot of a man's face slowly being burned and dissolved and with Ken coming across some skeletons covered in sludge immediately afterward! As he's flying away, Hedorah heads straight for a building that's under construction, forcing a worker there to jump off. However, as he jumps off, Hedorah passes over him and you then see a shot of a pile of bones with the man's hardhat sitting next to it on the ground. And let's not forget how, during climax on Mt. Fuji, directly kills more people by going over them and leaving them their dead. He did so at one point when he wasn't even in his flying form, so who knows what he did to them in that instance, and he also deliberately targets Yukio when he and the other teenagers are throwing torches at him and hits him with a glob of his acidic sludge, killing him instantly. In addition to all of this, you hear news reports about how many people have been killed off-screen and how dead bodies are piling up in the streets and, given all of the destruction and carnage that you do see, coupled with the film's grim, dark tone, it's not at all hard to believe them. It's small wonder that Banno added the infamous scene where Godzilla flies to offset all of this dark material.

Speaking of that scene, it's just the cap on an entire movie of pure strangeness. If you thought Godzilla's Revenge was weird, you don't know the half of it because Godzilla vs. Hedorah is known for not only being the most bizarre entry in the series by far but it's also one of the strangest movies period. Yoshimitsu Banno filled the movie with so many bizarre images, sequences, and directing and editing choices that it makes you wonder if some of the acid that Yukio was apparently on spilled over behind the camera as well. Banno to this day swears that he wasn't on drugs at all when he made this movie but, still, given the content of this movie and the time period it was made in, it's a little bit hard to believe that at least someone involved with this movie wasn't completely out of their head for one reason or another. You know from the start that you're in for an unconventional Godzilla movie when you have a James Bond-esque title sequence with a woman, in both the Japanese and American versions, singing about saving the Earth in front of a bizarre, liquid-like backdrop and constant shots of oil spills filled with dead fish floating in the ocean along with shots of junk like a mannequin and an old clock floating in some polluted water. The movie only gets stranger from there. At several points, you have random animated sequences that have no context whatsoever and are used to bridge scenes. The first one, which you see a little bit after Dr. Yano and Ken's first encounters with Hedorah, depicts the Smog Monster standing in the ocean while holding a ship in his left hand and a killer whale that's dripping blood in his right as he proceeds to drink sludge from the ship while a factory in the background begins expelling thick fumes of smoke, destroying some random kanji symbols that spell out, "Cheerful," in the process. The second bit of animation occurs after the first confrontation between Godzilla and Hedorah and depicts a factory with mechanical arms that it uses to grab any plants that pop up out of ground, growing bigger in the process until Hedorah flies in, swallows the factory, and then, with a big smile on his face, flies away. The third and final one happens after Hedorah's horrific rampage through Fuji City. It starts with a still painting of Hedorah flying while carrying a sign that says, "Anti-Hedorah Oxygen Masks Now on Sale," and the camera pans down to show two animated women walking wearing said oxygen masks. When they pass each other, there's a sudden explosion, they lose their masks, their faces then become discolored and become floating shapes in front of a blank background that cross each other. This leads into the next actual scene because the two faces become outlines on a map behind a newscaster, meant to show what sections of Fuji City were damaged in Hedorah's attack.

As I mentioned earlier, a scene that takes place in a nightclub is one of the film's most psychedelic parts by far and will have you wondering if you yourself are on acid. You have this nightclub which is dimly lit and has a bizarre screen on the back wall that's showing color-changing splotches flickering and bulging while a bunch of teenagers dance in a very 70's style to some funky music that's accompanied by Miki swaying in the skintight leotard of hers while singing that Save the Earth song. The whole time this is going, Hedorah comes ashore outside and, after crawling around a bit, he jumps at the camera and we get a sudden transition to some floating and dancing animated skeletons and skulls which we quickly see is being projected on that bizarre backdrop. The hell kind of nightclub is this? And like I've said before, later on Yukio seems to start tripping on acid and imagines that Miki and everyone else around him suddenly has fish faces. For a while, I thought those were just masks that everyone was wearing for some reason but I now realize that Yukio is supposed to actually be hallucinating that everyone's face has become a fish. The party is eventually crashed when that crawling blob of Hedorah's sludge comes down the stairs into the club and while it quickly heads back out, it leaves behind a poor little white cat that's covered in goop and is sitting there meowing. See what I mean? This movie is so random. Ken's sudden visions about Godzilla being nearby are pretty unusual as well. The first one begins by making you think that Godzilla is going around and destroying waves of sludge in the ocean with his atomic blast but then it suddenly cuts into a split-screen and it seems as if Ken is just dreaming this... or is he, seeing as how he appears to have an unexplained psychic link with Godzilla? The fact that Godzilla appears soon afterward to confront Hedorah for the first time makes it lean even more towards the latter. The second time this happens is even stranger because it happens while Ken is on a rollercoaster with Yukio and Miki. As they reach the top of a drop, everything seems to freeze and the camera very quickly zooms over to the right where you see a black silhouette of Godzilla in the distance. It goes by so quickly that you might not even realize what you saw at first and when you rewind it out of curiosity, you'll probably be even more confused. And at the party on Mt. Fuji, in the middle of his having fun dancing with everyone, Ken suddenly stops and everything around him goes silent as we cut down to a shot of Godzilla firing his atomic blast that's completely soundless save for some odd music being played at the moment. You also have other weird stuff, like random shots of stars and galaxies when Dr. Yano and Ken are talking about where Hedorah might have come from as well as animation depicting how atoms work that's right out of an educational film; a skeleton of a building falling apart in complete silence after Hedorah passes through it and corrodes the metal with his sulfuric acid; a bizarre sequence involving several dozen TV screens with images of a lot of people demanding something be done against Hedorah, as well as shots from Godzilla and Hedorah's first battle and of a baby sinking in sludge(??), with the sound reaching a frantic cacophony and the images turning into a bunch of flickering colors; a moment where the color suddenly drains from the film and after being black and white for a couple of minutes, it suddenly comes back when Yukio strums his guitar; and some unexplained, ghostly-looking old people watching the hippy party as well as the big fight between Godzilla and Hedorah. I'll talk about Godzilla's inexplicable ability to fly in the next section when I talk about the Big G himself but, make no mistake, it's hardly the only weird thing in this movie and I can understand why many would be put off by this bizarreness but, for me personally, I really enjoy. None of it makes any sense or has any context but it makes the movie an interesting and unique experience to say the least, which I like.

Many have noted before that this is the movie where Godzilla becomes an out and out superhero who protects Japan and mankind from serious threats like Hedorah. I can certainly see why people, at first glance, would think that since is the first time where Godzilla seems to go out of his way to help Japan from this monster that's terrorizing it, whereas before he either had to be talked into helping humanity by the more benevolent Mothra, was being controlled by humans to do so in Destroy All Monsters, or, as in Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster, was just doing his own thing which inadvertently helped the lead humans to defeat the bad guys and escape. However, I think people miss a subtle but important point about Godzilla's actions in this film: he's defending the Earth, not mankind. Hedorah threatens the survival of the entire planet and since Earth is Godzilla's home too, he's naturally going to do whatever it takes to protect it. The fact that he ends up saving humanity by killing Hedorah at the end of the movie is just an unintentional result of his actual mission. And speaking of which, while he doesn't threaten them himself, it's clear that Godzilla isn't too fond of humans by the end of the movie. As Ken speculated early on in the film, Godzilla is pretty angry when he sees all of the pollution that's floating around in the ocean and spends some time destroying it with his atomic blast before he even confronts Hedorah for the first time. It's possible that Godzilla didn't even know that Hedorah existed until he suddenly got jumped by the Smog Monster when he came ashore after destroying some more pollution. However, he quickly realizes that Hedorah feeds on pollution, possibly due to the argument that he seems to have with the Smog Monster during their first confrontation, and at one point appears to blow up an oil refinery, knowing that the smoke created would get Hedorah's attention and draw him out of hiding. At first, I figured that maybe Hedorah himself caused that explosion but since he seems to be in another part of the city at the time and then heads towards it after it happens, it leads me to believe that Godzilla did it in order to draw Hedorah to him. And that explosion definitely had to have killed a bunch of people, which is another sign of where Godzilla's priorities are. By the end of the movie, it turns out that Godzilla ultimately had to use something created by humans in order to defeat Hedorah but that doesn't change the fact that, after he's finally killed his opponent and made sure that he can't come back, Godzilla glares at the humans who are watching nearby, as if he's saying, "It's your fault this happened," before walking off in apparent disgust. The fact that he doesn't give a victory roar like he usually does after defeating an enemy is a sign to me that he's become very disillusioned with mankind by this point, even more so than he was before, and as he heads home, the shots of pollution that it keeps cutting to, in my opinion, mean that Godzilla knows that while Hedorah may gone, the situation that created him hasn't been resolved and it's possible that another one may arise as a result, which the film's ending strongly hints at. He's so disenchanted that when Ken tries to get his attention by calling and waving to him, all Godzilla does is grunt and turn away to continue walking home, not making another sound as he does so. He's not in the mood and Ken's facial expression as he watches seems to say that he understands.

Some other things that I really like about Godzilla in this film are his determination and his intelligence. He takes a lot of abuse from Hedorah during their fights and even gets seriously injured and even humiliated during their big finale battle, getting various parts of his body, including his left eye, burnt by his sulfuric acid and being basically crapped on by Hedorah after being dropped into a pit, and near the end of the fight, you can see him staggering, a sign that this fight has taken a lot out of him, but he still keeps going and doesn't stop until Hedorah is definitively dead. Even during their first encounter when Hedorah isn't strong enough to be much of a challenge for him, Godzilla knows the kind of threat that he could, and does, become and tries to stop it right then and there, chasing him around the port and even following him back into the ocean and proceeding to atomic blast different spots in the water to try to find him. And like I said, Godzilla shows that he is very intelligent in this film, engaging in an argument with Hedorah (which is something we have seen him do before) and trying to get him to go away, constantly shaking his arm at him in a gesture meant to be intimidating. When that doesn't work, he comes up with some really smart ways to fight Hedorah, like the aforementioned moment when he blows up an oil refinery in order to attract him there so he can ambush him, a moment during their climactic battle when Godzilla distracts Hedorah by swiping a rock with his tail and then punches right in his eye as a means of payback for burning his own eye, and, most importantly, his figuring out that the enormous electrodes the military has set up are what can kill Hedorah and that he can use his atomic blast to energize them when the power fails. Speaking of the latter, I like this part when, after the military has fixed the damaged line necessary to run the electrodes, Godzilla is holding Hedorah in place so they can use them but just when they start to, the generator blows a fuse. This prompts Godzilla to shake his head in irritation, probably thinking, "Do I have to do everything myself?" before he once again uses his atomic blast to energize the equipment.

And, of course, we can't talk about Godzilla in this movie without mentioning the truly bizarre moment when he reveals a power that we never knew he had before, which is to use his atomic blast as a type of jet propulsion and take off like a rocket. Weirdly enough, I did not remember this scene from when I was a kid. I don't know if I was so weirded out by everything else that happened in this movie that I just didn't pay attention or if my very young mind was just distracted whenever that happened (it shouldn't have been, since it was Godzilla) but, whatever the reason, years later when I was reading in the Godzilla Compendium and other sources that Godzilla flies in this film, I was dumbstruck, thinking, "I don't remember that!" I remembered the part after that, when Godzilla knocks the escaping Hedorah down and then slams him several times, but I didn't remember the flying part for some reason. Who knows why? But, in any case, when I saw the film for the first time in years and it came to that part, needless to say, I thought to myself, "How did I not remember this?"  It's such an out there and unexpected moment that it should have been hard for even someone as young as I was at the time to forget. In any case, I don't really know what else I can say about this moment. Just the sight of Godzilla lifting off of the ground and then flying backwards like that is enough explanation for how out there it is. It actually makes me wonder why he never used this ability before or since. That would come in handy, especially when battling monsters that are much quicker than him and can fly.

As a kid, Hedorah himself was one of the reasons why I didn't particularly like this film because he absolutely terrified me. I had many nightmares about him throughout my childhood, even when I hadn't seen the movie in years, and to this day, I still occasionally have dreams about him. I'm hoping that, after looking at him in all his various forms, no one would blame me. In my opinion, he's the creepiest monster Toho ever created. Everything about him, from the way he looks, with his disgusting, slimy body and very evil-looking red eyes, to his movements and sounds, are so alien and bizarre and make him a truly terrifying monster. I've always been freaked out by things that start off as small and grow larger and larger over a short amount of time to the point where they're absolutely huge (which is one of the reasons that I found the Blob to be so scary when I was a kid) and Hedorah is certainly a prime example of that. I think he's actually the first monster since Mothra to have a detailed life cycle that we see progress as the movie goes on. He starts out as a bunch of tadpole-like creatures that begin feeding on the polluted waters near industrial areas of Japan, growing bigger and stronger in the process. Two by two, they come together to form much larger creatures, with one of them growing big enough to destroy a couple of oil tankers at the beginning of the film. Eventually, all of the Hedorahs form into one enormous monster that, like a frog, evolves to the point where it can leave the ocean and crawl onto land in search of more pollutants to feed itself. You see the effect that Hedorah's feeding has on his body when he goes to a smokestack and begins breathing in the smoke, his body slowly expanding and growing in the process. After his first fight with Godzilla, Hedorah continues to grow bigger and more powerful as he feeds on more pollution, eventually evolving to the point where he can change into a saucer-shaped, flying form that spreads sulfuric acid strong enough to corrode metal and even knock Godzilla down for the count when he gets blasted with it right in the face. We also get a look at Hedorah's evolving normal form during his attack on Fuji City, which right now just looks like a much, much larger version of the four-legged shape he had during his first battle with Godzilla. However, Hedorah reveals his ultimate form, an enormous, upright humanoid shape, when he heads for Mt. Fuji and engages in battle with Godzilla. Being even taller than Godzilla by this point, and still able to change into his flying form whenever he needs to, Hedorah proves to one of the Big G's toughest foes, shrugging off any attack thrown at him, even when it involves his right eye being severely damaged, and very nearly kills Godzilla. Even when it looks like he's down for the count after being dehydrated by the electrodes, Hedorah sheds his dried up, outer skin and attempts to escape by basically becoming a flying version of his original tadpole form, which reverts back to his four-legged, terrestrial stage when Godzilla knocks him down to the ground.

The sounds that Hedorah makes are quite fitting for a creature as bizarre and freaky as he is. I don't even know how to describe some of these noises. The noises he makes for the first half of the film honestly sound like a bunch of growling farts and raspberry sounds (that's the only way I can think to describe them). When he evolves into his ultimate form during the latter half of the movie, he mainly communicates in some eerie, high-pitched, warbling shrieks and chirps that really sound unearthly and chilling. At a couple of points when he manages to injure and humiliate Godzilla, Hedorah actually lets out a chirping-type of laugh to mock him! He also makes a lot of bizarre popping and moaning noises, like the sort of growl he makes when he first sees Godzilla while he's feeding off of the smokestack, as well as a distinctive whirring noise you hear when he's flying that also emits from his body at various other points. In fact, there's hardly a moment when there isn't some sort of bizarre sound coming from Hedorah's body, making him feel all the more creepy and alien. And, I swear that there are some moments where you can hear Hedorah purr! Yes, you hear this unmistakable noise when he's feeding from the smokestack as well as at several points during his final fight with Godzilla when this red, glowing formation rises up slightly from the top of his head (don't ask me what that thing is because I don't have a clue). Apparently during those moments, Hedorah is very content and is not afraid to let anything nearby know. As you can tell, Hedorah is a very memorable monster both in terms of design and sound, and when you hear some of those noises tonight, you'll know that the Smog Monster is paying you a visit in your dreams just as he's often done with me over the years.

Hedorah's flesh under a microscope.
Hedorah's unusual genetic makeup and abilities help to make him a very deadly and formidable foe for Godzilla, one of the toughest he ever faced. According to Dr. Yano, Hedorah's body is made up of waste material and crystalized carbon, a material he names "hedrium," He has no nerve structure to speak of and so, does not feel pain whenever he gets blasted by Godzilla's atomic blast but instead just gives off sparks. The hedrium also acts a catalyst that creates sulfur whenever it comes into contact with other materials, such as smoke that Hedorah consumes, leading to the deadly sulfuric mist that he leaves behind while in his flying form. The acidic qualities of his body are what he typically uses in his battles with Godzilla, be it the aforementioned sulfuric mist he expulses in his flying form or blobs of his acidic sludge that he fires at Godzilla, which are strong enough to, at one point, burn and scar his left eye. He also fires a very potent laser out of the upper corner of his right eye and can secrete a stream of sludge out of his body to use as a means of either drowning his opponent or possibly poisoning them with its toxicity. And while dehydration is Hedorah's main weakness, he can still come back to life if even a tiny part of his body is most enough, eventually crawling away to feed on more pollution. Needless to say, Hedorah is not only one of Godzilla's toughest foes but his most disgusting by far. And when I said up above that everything about him is absolutely alien, I meant that literally because you find out that Hedorah is an alien life-form that came to Earth attached to a meteorite and began feeding on the pollution as soon as he arrived. That's one thing about Hedorah that I wish they had left out for the sake of the film's allegory and themes. While it is still mankind's fault that Hedorah becomes the powerful and deadly monster that he eventually does by the end of the film, I think it would have been more palpable if he had been a normal Earth life-form that become something so monstrous as a result of pollution rather than a creature that originally came from outer space. I don't know what he could have started out as but still, in a science fiction film, you can come up with anything and it would work within the context of the genre.

Note how small he is in comparison to the
entire suit.
Inside the suit for Hedorah is a newcomer to monster suit-acting, Kengo Nakayama, a bit player who had become frustrated with the fact that he was only being given such brief, non-speaking acting parts and was initially reluctant to climb inside of a hot, heavy suit for the duration of an entire film. Indeed, while Nakayama was someone who was in good physical shape and was quite strong, playing Hedorah, especially when it came to the 330-pound suit used for the monster's ultimate form, was a very arduous and exhausting task for him and he often found that none of the physical movements he tried so hard to put forth made it through the pounds of thick latex. To be honest, I think this worked in the movie's favor because it made Hedorah move in a way that was very inhuman, making him more effectively creepy in the process. He also wasn't able to give Hedorah much of a personality but I think that also worked because it often made him come across as nothing more than a single-minded monster whose only priority is keeping itself alive by consuming as much pollutants as it can and defending itself from Godzilla. Hedorah is also mystified and perplexed by things such as blinking lights, slowly moving towards them like a curious animal whenever he sees them. However, despite his seemingly simple brain, you can at times read some more advanced emotions through Hedorah's body language and sounds, like when his eyes close in pure satisfaction and ecstasy when he's feeding from the smokestack, when he's arguing with and challenging Godzilla at various points, and when he clearly laughs at Godzilla after injuring him several times. Despite the unpleasantness of the job, Nakayama became friends with special effects director Teruyoshi Nakano and also enjoyed the attention it brought him so he began his own career in suit-acting, which, as we'll see when we enter the second, Heisei cycle, proved to be very, very important to the Godzilla franchise.

With Eiji Tsuburaya gone, his assistant, Teruyoshi Nakano, was now head of Toho's special effects department but, due to this film's low budget, he wasn't yet able to really show off what he excelled at, which was blowing stuff. Some of the following Godzilla films would turn out to be very impressive in terms of the enormous, bright explosions that would fill the monster and city destruction scenes, but Godzilla vs. Hedorah is rather sparse when it comes to urban destruction, save for what you see in the sequence where Hedorah attacks Fuji City, most notably in the destruction of the oil refinery. But, despite their limited resources and the short shooting schedule they had to work with, Nakano and director Yoshimitsu Banno were very much on the same page in regards to the vision for the film and just went for it, resulting in the film's famously unusual effects and visuals. There's some really good stuff in this movie, including the well-designed and executed various forms of Hedorah (the Godzilla suit is starting to look a little ratty by this point but we'll talk more about that in the next movie), good models and miniature sets that Godzilla and Hedorah battle amongst, even if said battles don't result in much property damage, nice matting and optical shots, some truly horrific effects such as the shot of a man's face being dissolved by Hedorah's sulfuric acid and the gross, slimy stuff that happens whenever Godzilla fights him, nice uses of animation and sound effects whenever we see Hedorah change back and forth between his terrestrial and flying forms, and the really weird stuff like the aforementioned animation sequences and whenever Ken has a vision about Godzilla, amongst others. Given the budget and time constraints they had working against them, it's amazing that the special effects team were able to make the visuals in this film not only fairly impressive but really unusual as well and so, I applaud them. It goes to show what you can do with a little bit of imagination, resourcefulness, and talent.

We actually get our first look at Hedorah in less than a couple of minutes into the film, with his head emerging from some polluted waters after we get some shots of factories (footage from Godzilla's Revenge) and the title appearing over a still of that shot, and we don't have to wait long to get our first sequence involving him either. After Dr. Yano is brought that strange tadpole and later sees a news report about a similar, much larger creature attacking a couple of oil tankers, he and Ken head out to the seashore to investigate the area where the creature was last seen. As Ken stays onshore, Yano goes scuba-diving and we get a slow and rather creepy underwater sequence where we see the effects of pollution on this bay, as well as possibly Hedorah's presence, in the form of dead sea animals (including a bird) on the ocean floor along with some junk like beer bottles, old, thrown out television sets, and the like. Back onshore, Ken is attempting to open up some muscle shells with his knife, only to find that they're completely empty. After noticing some dead crabs floating in the shallows, Ken is suddenly hit by a wave and turns to see a smaller version of the Hedorah that attacked the oil tankers heading right for him. Ken tries to run away but he trips and falls right before the creature jumps out of the water at him. It goes right over him and Ken uses his knife to attempt to cut it, but it does absolutely nothing to harm the Hedorah and looks more like he's slicing through mud than anything else. After the creature splashes into the water behind him, Ken sees it heading back out to sea and, realizing that it's heading where his dad is scuba-diving, futilely tries to warn him by yelling. However, it's too late because Yano immediately has his own encounter with the Hedorah. He sees pass over him several times and then, realizing that it's coming down to his level, he gets behind a rock in order to hide while getting a closer look. He sees the creature come around a bend just a few feet in front of him but Yano's scientific curiosity gets the best because since he stays exactly where he is and doesn't move, the Hedorah quickly sees him and heads right towards him with a menacing look on its face. Back onshore, Ken realizes by looking at his watch that it's past the time when his dad said he'd be back and, after noticing an acidic burn on his right hand, yells for his dad. Of course, you eventually learn that Yano wasn't killed but did sustain a nasty burn to the right side of his face.

With the Hedorahs continuing to attack oil tankers, it isn't long before Godzilla comes into the picture, walking in front of a large setting sun and roaring. Meanwhile, we see the effect that the continued pollution of the ocean is having, with long lines of floating waste completely engulfing and killing healthy underwater environments and the fish that live there. As Ken narrates a paper he wrote for school on the subject, we see Godzilla rise from the ocean up ahead of this waste, with Ken telling us that the Big G would be enraged if he saw this and would do something about it. And sure enough, Godzilla does do something about it by utterly destroying the slicks with his atomic blast, leading us to see that Ken is apparently dreaming this but, given how his predictions about Godzilla come true throughout the film, it's very possible that this is actually happening. After having that vision, Ken wakes up to tell his father, who's experimenting with pieces of the Hedorah tadpole given to him by the old fisherman, and his mother about his dream, telling them that he knows that Godzilla is coming in order to kill Hedorah. After Ken's mother patronizes him and tells him that Godzilla will surely come if he saw it in his dream, Dr. Yano takes two small pieces from the tadpole and drops them into test tubes. Each piece becomes a separate, tiny tadpole and Yano then pours them both into a petri dish of muddy water. Once in the same dish, the two tiny creatures swim towards each other to become one, with that effect being as simple and yet surprisingly effective as can be. Yano experiments further by putting another newly formed tadpole into the petri dish and the same thing happens. Now realizing how the monsters grew so fast, a feeling of dread washes over Yano as the reality of how serious the situation is becoming hits him.

At this point, all of the pieces of Hedorah have come together to form one enormous monster which, later that night, heads for the port of Fuji City. Nearby is that psychedelic nightclub where Yukio is hitting the booze while Miki dances around in her leotard while singing Save the Earth. While this goes on, Hedorah comes ashore, splattering a streetlamp with some sludge as he jumps out of the water. After crawling and bounding around this industrial complex, he climbs up towards a couple of smokestacks in order to feed off the thick fumes. Someone apparently sees him and calls the police but his warning is ignored by the officer who answers the phone because Hedorah is a sea monster. (Well, even so, shouldn't he still check it out just to be safe? Moron.) With no one to disturb him, Hedorah begins to very heavily breathe in the thick smoke, with his body slowly stretching and expanding as a result, while he purrs and slowly closes his big eyes in complete satisfaction (again, it looks as if he's getting stoned!) But, his bliss is broken when he hears Godzilla roars nearby. He turns to see where the sound came from and, due to the smoke surrounding him, all he sees is Godzilla's atomic blast set fire to a little bit of pollution. However, Hedorah sees enough to know that this is something he doesn't like and growls while he continues watching. Godzilla slowly comes towards Hedorah, walking in the middle of the port, and once he gets within range, the Smog Monster attacks by jumping at him. He lands right on top of Godzilla's head, who struggles to get him off and eventually falls to the ground as a result. Hedorah continues crawling all over Godzilla as he tries to get him off, punching his hands right through his body at one point. Hedorah then tries to jump off Godzilla in order to escape but Godzilla grabs his tail, causing him to fall back to the ground. Godzilla then walks over, grabs Hedorah's right back leg, and begins swinging him around, increasing his speed as he does. What Godzilla doesn't realize is that pieces of Hedorah's sludge begin flying off as a result, including a big glob of it that crashes through a window and kills these guys playing mahjong. The sentient sludge then crawls away, leaving the players dead amidst all of this sludge. It also crawls down the stairs of that nightclub, creating a panic as everyone gets up against the wall in order to escape it. The sludge departs just as quickly as it arrived, although it leaves a mess behind, including a poor slime-covered cat.

After that fiasco at the club, Yukio and Miki run to their car out back but before they can drive away, they notice Godzilla following Hedorah around the port and decide to take a closer look. They drive closer to the monsters, who are now having an argument, roaring and growling at each other while gesturing with their limbs. Something that Hedorah says apparently makes Godzilla really mad because he out and out roars at him before the two of them continue growling and gesturing towards each other. After a bit more arguing, Hedorah suddenly fires a glob of his acidic sludge at Godzilla, hitting him in the right shoulder. With his shoulder now burning and smoking, Godzilla angrily roars at Hedorah and heads toward him. Hedorah proceeds to jump at him but Godzilla gets out of the way and smacks him from behind, causing him to fall flat on the ground. Liquid then begins pouring of Hedorah's body and he starts to lose his mass as well. Godzilla then gives Hedorah a taste of his atomic blast but while this does create some explosions and sparks, it doesn't seem to hurt the Smog Monster, who gets back up and turns around to face Godzilla, who has a perplexed look on his face. Godzilla tries his atomic blast again but this, once again, seems to have no damaging effect on Hedorah. He then growls and gestures threateningly towards Hedorah again, who seems to sheepishly back away from his opponent. Growing frustrated, Godzilla walks up to Hedorah and stomps his foot in agitation. When he gets no response from that, he gets ever closer to Hedorah and lightly kicks him with his foot. Hedorah then takes the opportunity to escape by quickly jumping into the air and splashing into the ocean. Not wanting him to get away, Godzilla jumps into the water as well and heads out to sea, blasting the water here and there to try to find Hedorah.

After we hear news reports of Godzilla and Hedorah fighting each other across the countryside, as well as scenes where Dr. Yano figures out and explains Hedorah's biology and capabilities, we get the Smog Monster's horrific attack on Fuji City. It starts innocently enough, with Ken riding a rollercoaster with Yukio and Miki, when he suddenly has a vision of Godzilla. Realizing that Godzilla's presence must mean that Hedorah is nearby as well, Ken runs to call his dad once the rollercoaster stops. Yano instructs Ken to go to the school where Ken's mother works and to come home with her but, as he's doing so, he suddenly loses contact with his son over the phone. When we cut back to the phone booth, it looks as if Ken's gone and we can also see that the glass windows of the booth are shattered. We quickly find out that the glass shattered due to a nearby explosion and that Ken ducked down inside the booth to take cover. He then tries to get back in touch with his dad but now the telephone line is dead and Ken then decides to run towards his mother's school. At said location, Mrs. Yano is outside, exercising with a large group of her students. In the middle of their exercises, Hedorah flies past them and everyone begins to collapse and suffocate from the sulfuric acid he's left behind. Nearby plants begin to wither and die as a result as well and with some warning sirens going off nearby, Mrs. Yano and her students run for cover inside the school. A series of violent explosions rock the nearby Japan Oil Company, which Yano sees on the news, as Yukio and Miki meanwhile attempt to drive home but get stuck in the traffic-congested streets. When they're able to drive on, Miki puts the car in gear but, when she hits the gas, it stays right where it is. Wondering what's going on, the two of them then see sludge dripping down the windshield. Panicking, they manage to get out of the car right before it's sucked up, along with many others, by Hedorah, who's sitting in the middle of the road while doing so. As Ken continues running for his mother's school, Hedorah heads for the burning oil refinery, where Godzilla is waiting for him (that's why I think he caused the explosion in order to attract Hedorah there). After Hedorah flies past him, Godzilla grabs ahold of him when he comes back for another pass and slams him onto the ground. Godzilla then punches into Hedorah's body but, like before, it doesn't seem to hurt him. Godzilla stands there perplexed after pulling his hand out and Hedorah proceeds to lift off of the ground and, because Godzilla is close to him, his sulfuric acid mist begins to burn his neck. Hedorah flies off, leaving Godzilla to collapse onto the ground from the pain as the refinery explodes around him. As he escapes, Hedorah flies right over a group of running people and we see the horrific effects of his acidic mist as a man's face is slowly scarred and disintegrated by it. Ken, who is still trying to find his mom, comes across the aftermath, with all of these people now having been reduced to sludge-covered skeletons. As Hedorah heads out of the city, he flies towards a building that's under construction, killing a worker and causing the building to fall in on itself after his acid corrodes the metal.

The climax of the film begins shortly afterward with Ken giving Dr. Yano the idea that drying out Hedorah's sludge may be the way to destroy him and with Yukio deciding to throw one last big party on Mt. Fuji before Hedorah gets to it. After we see that Yano's experiment with some electrodes manages to kill the Hedorah tadpole that he's had since his first experiment where he showed how they combined to become one monster, and he, off-camera, contacts the military with plans for a bigger model, we see the party at Mt. Fuji get underway, while some ghostly-looking elderly people watch from afar. However, the smoke from the bonfire and torches that they light, as well as possibly the exhaust from the cars they used to drive up there, doesn't go unnoticed by Hedorah, who has now grown to an enormous size. Heading straight for Mt. Fuji, and shrugging off some off-screen attacks by Self-Defense Forces, Hedorah passes straight over the Yano household, dumping sludge onto Ken's Godzilla toys outside, causing the flowers in the garden to wilt, and their pet fish to slowly suffocate as the water in the tank turns black. As Yano asks Miki to call the military for him, we cut back to the party, where Ken has another vision of Godzilla and again realizes that Hedorah is there as well. After he warns Miki of this, the party stops once Godzilla's roar is heard and everyone then sees Hedorah flying in, dodging an atomic blast from Godzilla in the process. Everyone then takes cover, with Ken cheering as Godzilla arrives on the side, with Hedorah, now in his ultimate, humanoid form, walking in out of the darkness from the other direction (a very creepy way to reveal his final shape, I might add). The two monsters approach each other like boxers coming out of their corners and begin roaring challenges at each other. After a quick cutaway where Yano talks to the Self-Defense forces and asks them to please hurry in constructing the electrodes and then decides to go to the Mt. Fuji area himself, much to his wife's consternation, we get back to the standoff between Godzilla and Hedorah. After they stare each other down a little more, Hedorah fires a blob of sludge at Godzilla, which he manages to dodge. However, Hedorah quickly fires a couple of more, which do manage to hit their target, following those up with a third one that hits Godzilla in his left eye. As his face steams and burns, Godzilla growls angrily at Hedorah, who hunkers down and changes into his flying mode. He flies past Godzilla while firing a laser at him, causing him to fall to the ground.

With Godzilla temporarily out of action, Hedorah flies to another part of the field, flying over and apparently killing a bunch of people trying to run away in the process. After landing and reverting back to his normal form, he sets on those still at the sight where the party was taking place earlier. As Hedorah approaches, Yukio tells everyone to grab some torches and use them against him (in the English versions, he says that Hedorah is afraid of fire, even though there has been no indication of that beforehand). Everyone immediately does what he says and begins running towards Hedorah and flinging the torches at him, and I might add that these people apparently have very strong arms because those torches manage to get as high up as Hedorah's head. But, despite their efforts, not only does Hedorah show no fear whatsoever towards the torches but they, predictably, do nothing to him. As they continue Hedorah, takes a couple of more steps closer to them and hits Yukio with a glob of sludge, causing him to fall to the ground before dying from the poisonous gunk. Hedorah then makes short work of the others by apparently just going over them and leaving them lying on the ground dead with sludge on them. Now Miki, Ken, and just a few others are left as Hedorah slowly approaches them in a menacing manner. Ken goes for a torch but Hedorah knocks it over and extinguishes it with some sludge before the kid can pull it out. Just when Hedorah is almost on top of them, an atomic blast goes right by him, getting his attention. Turning around, Hedorah jumps up into the air and rains sludge down onto Godzilla before landing in front of him. The two of them square off a little bit again, with Hedorah now clearly not afraid of Godzilla as he roars and growls at him, going so far as to threaten him with his warbling chirps and limb gestures. Godzilla then decides to get some payback for an earlier insult and knocks a rock with his tail, distracting Hedorah and enabling Godzilla to go in and punch right next to his left eye. With some of his poisonous sludge leaking over his own eye, Hedorah has no choice but to close it shut. The two of them then engage in physical combat, with Godzilla grappling with and punching Hedorah, while all Hedorah does is walk away from and try to keep Godzilla from grabbing. With his foe on the defensive, Godzilla grapples with him a little more and even manages to shove him down onto his side. Hedorah manages to get to his feet and, growling at Godzilla, fires the laser from his right eye and hits the ground right in front of Godzilla, creating a large fire. Overwhelmed by the heat and the thick smoke (I don't really know why this bothers him, though), Godzilla staggers away, coughing repeatedly, until he falls down.

Laughing at seeing Godzilla in such a helpless state, Hedorah walks over to him and lays down on top of him, grabbing ahold of him while doing so, and changes into his flying form. He then takes off and carries Godzilla off to the side of the mountain, eventually dropping him and letting him tumble down the slope until he falls down into a large pit. Hedorah lands on the edge of the pit and, after reverting back to his normal form, proceeds to try to kill Godzilla in the most disgusting and humiliating way possible. He sends a wave of sludge (that comes out from between his legs) down into the pit, completely covering Godzilla, who is no condition to try to escape. After doing so to the point where Godzilla is almost drowning in the stuff, and while making a noise that sounds like someone who's relieving himself, Hedorah ends the pouring and laughs at Godzilla, clearly proud of himself. Godzilla futilely fires his atomic blast into the air a couple of times but it does no good. Hedorah, meanwhile, while waiting for Godzilla to either suffocate or die from the toxicity of the sludge, is distracted when a military helicopter, taking the advice of that scientist who suggested that pure oxygen might harm the Smog Monster, comes flying towards him and drops a container of the stuff at his feet. Feeling no pain from the act, Hedorah looks back up at the retreating helicopter and destroys it with his laser. But just when he's gotten rid of that pest, Hedorah turns upon hearing another helicopter approaching. He doesn't even let this one drop is oxygen and fires his laser. This helicopter, though, manages to dodge the laser and quickly retreats, leaving Hedorah to continue watching Godzilla struggle in the sludge-filled pit.

Not one of Godzilla's best ideas.
After a scene where Dr. Yano and his wife arrive at the site where the Self-Defense Force has set up the enormous electrodes to destroy Hedorah and they explain to Yano how they intend to lure the monster into position, they hear Godzilla roar off in the distance and see a series of explosions as well as glimpses of Godzilla firing his atomic blast and Hedorah firing his laser. They don't explain how Godzilla managed to crawl out of the sludge pit but, regardless, we see him and Hedorah tumbling down the side of the mountain while grappling with each other. In doing so, they run into some power lines and electrical towers, cutting off the electricity to the generators powering the nearby electrodes. A truck is dispatched to try to repair the power lines but in doing so, they end up right in the middle of the monsters' battle: more specifically, directly behind Hedorah! They're in that spot at the worst possible moment too because Godzilla shoves Hedorah down, right onto the jeep, crushing it and killing everyone in it. Once he's got Hedorah on the ground, Godzilla pounds on him, while the Self-Defense Force sends another unit out to try to restore the power. Back at the battle, Godzilla and Hedorah, who have now ended up in a vacant, barren field, stare each other down before Hedorah fires his laser at Godzilla, who tries to block it with his hand (in a gesture that looks a lot like he's saying, "Up yours,") but gets it singed in the process. Hedorah laughs as Godzilla waves his steaming, burning hand back and forth in the air and caresses it to try to make the pain stop (he even blows on it at one point). Hedorah then fires his laser at Godzilla's feet again, causing him to once again choke on the thick smoke that comes up and fall to the ground. Hedorah then changes into his flying form and takes off, leaving Godzilla behind.

Hedorah flies to the site where the electrodes are set up and lands near them before transforming back into his normal form. As the monster looks around curiously, Dr. Yano tells the commander that they must begin blinking the headlights of the nearby jeeps in order to get Hedorah's attention and keep him from leaving. The commander orders them to do so and the blinking headlights do indeed get Hedorah's attention. He growls and drones curiously at them and, after staring for a little bit, he begins approaching them slowly. At the same time, the commander is asking about the progress of the repairs and we later find out that it'll be another ten minutes before they're complete. However, we can see that at the rate he's walking, Hedorah will be in-between the electrodes in only a couple. He continues approaching the vehicles but then, just when he's within the edge of their range, he suddenly stops. As he turns around, we then see why. Another stupid helicopter swoops in and attempts to harm him with a tank of pure oxygen. You can probably guess what happens next. After it drops the oxygen, Hedorah focuses his laser on the helicopter and sends it crashing down to the ground. With that out of the way, Hedorah stares at the blinking headlights for a little while and then, begins approaching the vehicles again. With Hedorah just about within range, the commander says that they only have one minute left to complete the repairs, even though it's obvious that they won't be done in time. Everyone watches tensely as Hedorah gets to the point where he's almost on top of the vehicles, with the commander frantically telling his men that they need the power now. Just when all hope seems lost, an atomic blast hits the side of the electrode, energizing it. Hedorah is then bombarded by the energy, growling in confusion and apparent pain as his body begins to dry out and his tail even snaps. Godzilla then hits the electrode with another blast, subjecting Hedorah to even more dehydrating sparks and bolts. He falls to the ground as the electrodes continue doing their job and we get a close-up of his eye blinking frantically until it slowly closes shut as the electrical discharge ends.

Godzilla staggers up to Hedorah's dried up husk, still reeling from the punishment that he's taken in his battle with the Smog Monster. Cautiously approaching the husk, Godzilla can sense that there's still a threat lying within it and punches into it. He takes out two white orbs that, as a kid, I thought were Hedorah's eyes but since his eyes are red, I'm not exactly sure what they are. They could be eggs, as some have speculated. Whatever they are, Godzilla holds them up, hits the electrode with his atomic blast again, and burns them into dust, as well as further dehydrating the dried up shell that used to be Hedorah's body. Godzilla then seems satisfied that the crisis is over and is about to leave but then, just to be safe, he whips a rock onto the husk with his tail... and it's a good thing he did that because Hedorah, now reduced to his earlier, four-legged form, sheds that shell like an insect would and flies away. Godzilla, however, is like, "Oh, no you don't" and then demonstrates his ability to fly himself by using his atomic blast as a type of jet propulsion. As unexpected and ridiculous as this ability is, it proves to be very fortuitous because it enables Godzilla to chase Hedorah down and knock him to the ground. After landing himself, Godzilla faces the now-weakened Hedorah, who attempts to attack him by jumping at him as he did before but Godzilla is ready for it this time and whacks him with his shoulder, sending him crashing behind him. Godzilla then decides to give Hedorah some more punishment and grabs his tail and slams him up and down four times in a row (a move that I really liked when I was a kid). Back at the electrodes, power has finally been restored and while the commander chews out one of his subordinates that it's too late, it proves to not be the case since Godzilla comes flying back with Hedorah in his grasp. The two of them crash to the ground in-between the electrodes, with Godzilla giving Hedorah a punch to the back after doing so, and Godzilla then lifts the helpless Smog Monster up to allow the military to hit him with the energy. They proceed to do so, opening up all the circuits to achieve the maximum effect... and then, the generator blows a fuse just when they're about to finish Hedorah off. Godzilla shakes his head in annoyance at this incompetence and proceeds to energize the electrodes with his atomic blast again. Hedorah gets fried relentlessly, shrinking down to the ground as the wet sludge making up his body dries up, with Godzilla pounding on him and energizing the electrodes again for good measure.

Once again, Hedorah is reduced to a dried up husk and is seemingly vanquished. However, Godzilla decides to make absolutely sure again and rips into the husk. He pulls out a glob of wet sludge and, realizing that Hedorah could still come back to life, proceeds to rip out and throw down every piece of still moist sludge he can find. He takes no chances whatsoever, going as far as to stomp on the shell in order to find and squeeze out any minute moist pieces still in there. After doing so until he's completely satisfied that every last bit of sludge is out, Godzilla energizes the electrodes one last time and fries up these little pieces, reducing them to dust and dirt. Checking everything over, Godzilla is now satisfied that the job is done and, after giving the humans an angry and judgmental look due to their part in creating Hedorah, walks off, knowing that another Hedorah could appear as long as there is still pollution. In fact, the movie ends with the suggestion that another Hedorah has appeared, with the words, And Yet Another One?, appearing before we end on a still image of a Hedorah head peaking out of some water (it's actually taken from the beginning of the film). Again, this was to lead into Yoshimitsu Banno's intended sequel but we know how that went.

A weird as hell movie wouldn't be complete without an equally bizarre music score to go along with it and the score for Godzilla vs. Hedorah, composed by Riichiro Manabe, is definitely as strange as the film it accompanies. Just like the sounds of Hedorah himself, some of the music in this film is so strange that I don't quite know how to describe it. The music that accompanies Hedorah is by far the weirdest part of the score, with building, dinging music that's accompanied by a loud, bombastic, and nasty horn theme whenever he suddenly appears or is on the attack (one variation of this theme has some popping sounds that I actually thought were made by Hedorah himself), a softer, eerie pinging theme that you hearing during the latter third of the film, most notably when the headlights are attracting Hedorah towards them, that accentuates his alien nature, and some other similar music that you hear during the news reports talking about Hedorah's attacks on some other oil tankers (this music also has some odd popping noises accompanying it). Some similarly strange music is heard when the title pops up, sounding a bit like the aforementioned theme that you hear whenever Hedorah attacks, only not quite as jarring and nasty. Also like this soft, plucking theme that plays when Dr. Yano is scuba-diving in the ocean near where Hedorah was last seen because, although it sounds a little silly and childish for the most part, there's a surprising eeriness to it at some points, like when Yano is seeing the effect the pollution has had on this bay. The somber theme that plays when Dr. Yano is experimenting with the tiny Hedorah tadpoles and when Ken mentions that drying Hedorah out may be the way to kill him is the only is the most normal bit of music in this movie, save for the little weird bits that you hear in the former scene when the tadpoles come together, and does a fair enough of getting across the rather serious atmosphere in those scenes. While this film's score isn't held in high regard overall, the one aspect that people really jeer at is the music Manabe composes for Godzilla, which is this really loud and silly trumpet theme that some say makes Godzilla feel slow, clumsy, and dumb rather than big and powerful. I will say that the bit that opens the movie is far too loud and dumb-sounding but the theme that accompanies him throughout the rest of the film, while not ideal, is something I actually don't mind. The same goes for the silly march that plays during the scene where Godzilla flies and at the very end of the movie. Yes, it does sound rather ridiculous and childish but it makes me smile and it certainly fits with that entire ludicrous sequence. Manabe would go on to reuse this theme for Godzilla, as well as the flute-type of music you hear in some parts of this movie, in his score for Godzilla vs. Megalon, much to the annoyance of those who hate it.

Besides the actual score, Godzilla vs. Hedorah also has a theme song, which in itself has several variations on it, as well as another song near the end of the movie and some very 70's funk music that you hear during the bonfire party on Mt. Fuji. That latter bit of music is pretty cheesy and dated by today's standards but, you know, it's part of the times and since I've heard a lot worse, I don't mind it. I also don't mind any of the versions of the Save of the Earth song, although I think the version that I like the most is the one sung by a chorus of men that you hear when Godzilla is ripping Hedorah's dried husk to pieces before he energizes the electrodes one last time. It fits really well with how Godzilla is making damned sure that his foe doesn't come back to life this time and is throwing his sludge everywhere and stomping and pulling on what's left of the husk. The version of the song that plays over the opening credits is okay and has a James Bond feeling to it due to the woman singing in front of that background and the extended version that Miki sings at that nightclub is memorable for being part of such a psychedelic and bizarre sequence. I can't stress enough how that chorus of men singing along with the visuals of those fish-faced people can make you think that you're the one on acid! Finally, there's this very somber song that plays when Godzilla is walking home and even though I don't understand the words, the tone of the song coupled with those images of pollution in the ocean, as well as the forlorn mood that Godzilla is in, makes its meaning perfectly clear: as long as there's pollution, Hedorah may come back life to threaten the world again.

Released in America as Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster in 1972 on a double-bill with Frogs, this was the last Godzilla movie to be distributed stateside by American-International Pictures and also the last one to be dubbed by Titan (formerly Titra) Productions. This was the version of the film that I rented when I was a kid (the VHS box had that memorable poster art on it) and so, years later when I saw the movie again on Sci-Fi Channel, I was confused to hear what sounded like a completely different English dub being used. I originally figured that maybe I wasn't remembering it correctly from when I was a kid, which is often the case, but I eventually did discover that there was nothing wrong with my memory and that the one I saw on Sci-Fi was Toho's international version of the film, which retains the Godzilla vs. Hedorah title. I recently got to see The Smog Monster version of the movie for the first time since my childhood and after doing so, I can say that, other than the title, there's so little difference between it and the international version that there was no reason for it to be replaced by that version on the home video market, as was also the case with Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster and Son of Godzilla. As usual, the dubbing in that version was better than the more flat and uninspired performances in the international one, even though I didn't care for the shaky elderly-sounding voice given to Dr. Yano and they mispronounced Hedorah's name as "hee-dor-rah" (which is what I remembered the most from when I was a kid). I think another reason I like it better is that I enjoy being able to hear the voice of the late Peter Fernandez, who voices Yukio in this film. The Save the Earth song was actually given an English version, which is surprising since they so rarely do that with songs in these movies, and while they played this same version of it way too many times in the film, even putting it in place of the more somber song as Godzilla heads home at the end of the movie (which was redundant since we'd just heard it when he was ripping Hedorah up), the way it sounded fit the environmental message and tone of the film very well. And finally, they removed the tail end of the movie where it suggested that another Hedorah might have already been created, cutting to a THE END screen as Godzilla walks off into the distance. Not only do I actually think that's for the best since the sequel that ending was meant to lead into never got made. but I also feel not showing that it's happened again makes the suggestion that it could with those images of pollution more palpable. But, as I said, you can now only get the international version of the film on DVD and Blu-Ray and while that dub isn't the worst example of them I've ever heard, as well as it being nice that you can see the film the way it was originally viewed in Japan and other countries, it would still be great if you had that AIP version as an option as well.

There are no two ways about it: Godzilla vs. Hedorah, aka Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster, is one of the strangest viewing experiences you could ever have. From bizarre, hallucinatory images like people with fish-heads, a nightclub with flickering blobs on the wall, and random, animated sequences that have no context to them at all to a disgusting and quite frightening monster antagonist, horrific and uncompromising deaths and injuries caused by said monster, a tone that's much grimmer and darker than many of the previous Godzilla movies, bizarre sounds and music throughout, and other weird stuff like Godzilla flying, it is one weird movie. I can totally understand why some would be completely turned off by this movie and be unable to get into it and enjoy it because of how strange it is. However, if you can get past the weirdness and accept the film for what it is, I think you'll be surprised at just how entertaining and thoughtful it can be with its staunch anti-pollution theme and dark tone, both of which make it, surprisingly, very comparable to the original Godzilla. In fact, you might actually find the movie's bizarre moments to be quite enjoyable and interesting as well. So in conclusion, while it may not be everyone's tastes, those who are able to get into it, like me, know that there's some real insane brilliance to be found within this very bizarre 85 minutes.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Franchises: Godzilla. Godzilla's Revenge (All Monsters Attack) (1969)

There are several Godzilla movies usually considered to be the absolute worst of the series, all of which are quite infamous in their own ways as such, especially in the case of this movie. If you bring this flick up to just about any Godzilla fan, they will typically either get a chill or will tear the movie a new asshole just upon hearing its name. There's no doubt that it marks the point where the series really started to go downhill and become a very cheaply made shell of its former self. It may have started out as a series of nicely budgeted science fiction and fantasy films that had talented artists and technicians working at the top of their craft but, starting here, the original cycle of Godzilla films would, with few exceptions, close out the latter third of its run with decreasing budgets, recycled plots and effects footage, more and more over the top adversaries for Godzilla, and a direction that was geared more and more towards kids. While some of these later films are pretty freaking fun because of how ridiculous and cheesy they get, I can't deny that the original series was never the same after Destroy All Monsters. Regardless, I first became aware of this film when I saw that preview for it at the end of that VHS of Godzilla vs. Monster Zero I often rented. That's where I first saw Minya as well as some clips from other films like Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster and Son of Godzilla. I also read about it in that Crestwood House monster book on Godzilla. I think my step-cousin actually saw Godzilla's Revenge before I did because I'm pretty sure that I saw it for the first time during a marathon of Godzilla movies that TNT played on New Year's Day of 1996 when I was eight years old. I also remember that the first VHS of it that I bought gave me a lot of grief because it kept messing up and fast-forwarding at regular intervals whenever I would try to watch it, which was devastating for me since I desperately wanted to own all of the Godzilla movies and wasn't particularly concerned with, or really even understood the concept of, the quality and merits of a film. Therefore, when I was a kid, I didn't really have an opinion on this film. It wasn't one I watched all that often but I didn't hate it or anything. In fact, it wasn't until I got the internet and started visiting websites dedicated to movies that I began to learn that Godzilla's Revenge is universally considered the worst in the series, which shocked me because sources like the Godzilla Compendium said that it was the best entry to use to introduce a child to the franchise! I was like, "The worst? Really?" However, as I read up on the common complaints about the film (the childish nature, the overuse of stock footage, the limited monster action, the fact that all of the monster stuff takes place in the lead kid's mind, etc.), it made sense and then, my blasé opinion on it began to swing much more towards the negative.

So, do I agree with the general consensus that this is the absolute worst Godzilla movie ever? I don't know about the absolute worst but I do think it's one of the worst. There are other Godzilla films down the road that are just as, or perhaps even more, difficult for me to get through than this one and I do think that there are some that are worse on a technical level but, still, if I were to rank the entire franchise, Godzilla's Revenge would still end up very, very low on the list. I know there are some who defend it and say that there's more to it than most think there is, which I applaud them for and sort of agree with, but, that said, this isn't a very good movie overall in my opinion. And it's not because it was geared towards kids, because Son of Godzilla was also geared heavily towards kids and I really like that one. Godzilla's Revenge, aka All Monsters Attack (both of those titles are a load of bull and make no sense in context, especially the one that I'm going with; who is Godzilla getting revenge on?), however, despite some things I do like, is meant for kids in a way that I don't care for. It's too cartoonish, goofy, and, for lack of a better word, childish for its own good, and is also pretty boring as well, even if it is just 69 minutes long. But, enough beating around the bush, let's get into the details of why I, and a lot of other fans, don't care for this film at all.

Ichiro is an imaginative kid but rather lonely kid whose only friends are a young girl his age and a toymaker who lives in the same apartment building he does. Every day, Ichiro is bullied by a group of kids led by a boy whom he refers to as Gabara and is often by himself at home since his parents usually have to work long hours to make ends meet. Ichiro is also a huge fan of Godzilla and the other monsters on Monster Island and one day, after coming from school, he dreams about visiting the island, where he watches Godzilla battle the monsters that he shares his home with and plays with Godzilla's son, Minya. Like Ichiro, Minya is also picked on and bullied; in his case, it's by a hideous ogre who's also known as Gabara. Ichiro is woken up from this dream by the toymaker, Shinpei, who tells him that his parents have to work late again, much to the kid's chagrin. After agreeing to eat dinner with Shinpei later that night, Ichiro goes out to play and, after wandering into a rundown, abandoned building, finds and takes several items, including a driver's license. Said license belongs to one of two bank robbers who have recently stolen 50 million yen and are hiding in the building until they are able to find a getaway vehicle. One of the criminals follows Ichiro back to his apartment building and, upon figuring out which apartment is his, heads back to his partner, who intends to kidnap Ichiro to use him as a means of insurance should they run into the police. Meanwhile, Ichiro falls asleep and dreams about being on Monster Island again. After learning that Godzilla is trying to get Minya to stand up for himself and not be a coward, he and Minya watch the King of the Monsters duke it out with Ebirah and Kumonga before Minya is forced to battle Gabara again, which doesn't go well for the young monster. After Godzilla dispenses with some attacking fighter jets and then gives Minya some lessons about fighting and defending himself, Ichiro is woken up when he's kidnapped by the bank robbers and taken back to the abandoned building. After dreaming again and seeing Minya stand up to Gabara with both his and Godzilla's help, Ichiro decides that he must face his fears and stand up to and outsmart the criminals in order to escape.

Like I said in the previous review, Destroy All Monsters was meant to be the epic, grand finale of the Godzilla series, which had gradually been declining in box-office receipts since the enormous success of King Kong vs. Godzilla in 1962 due to the growing competition of television as well as other studios churning out similar films. It brought nearly all of the monsters featured in the previous Godzilla movies as well as Toho's other science fiction films together for one big, special effects-laden extravaganza, saw the death of King Ghidorah, and wrapped everything at the end with the monsters being taken back to Monsterland to live out the rest of their days in peace. It was fully intended by everyone, including series overseer Tomoyuki Tanaka, to be the end of it all. But then, as tends to occur with these types of big franchises, something happened. Actually, a couple of things happened. For one, Destroy All Monsters, while not a blockbuster, did better than Son of Godzilla and was also quite successful when it was released in America, prompting Toho to suspect that public interest in the franchise might be on the rise again and make them rethink their decision to end it. For another, Daiei Studios' rival Gamera franchise, which had begun in 1965, was becoming quite popular and had been made for cheap from the very beginning, with the fourth entry, Gamera vs. Viras, released the same year as Destroy All Monsters, having made extensive use of stock footage. In fact, for a section of that film where Gamera is put under the mind control of the alien invaders and used to destroy major cities, they reused footage from the original film, even though it was black and white and caused the otherwise color film to inexplicably become monochrome! What's more, save for the second film, Gamera vs. Barugon, the Gamera series had always been aimed at children and had even featured them as main characters. Gamera himself was even touted as being a friend to all children. Toho and Tanaka took one look at the popularity of these films and said, "Hey, we can do that! We can build a movie around stock footage and gear it towards kids, as well as feature one as a main character!" And thus, Godzilla's Revenge came about as nothing more than a cheap cash-in for kids, with very little new monster footage intended to be added to the extensively used material from previous films in order to save money. I guess I shouldn't be too critical of Toho since, let's face it, the only reason a franchise keeps going on and on in the first place is due to the prospect of money, but I still find it disappointing that this was the mindset they had going into the film, which is as plain as day in the finished product.

Given this film's reputation as being the worst Godzilla movie, you wouldn't be out of line in thinking that someone other than Ishiro Honda was in the director's chair but, astonishingly, the director of the original Godzilla as well as the absolute best of the original series was the one behind this film. However, I strongly suspect that he was very reluctant in helming this film. After Destroy All Monsters, Honda had directed Latitude Zero, a sci-fi flick that had Akira Takarada starring alongside Joseph Cotten and Cesar Romero, and when filming on that movie was done, he was pressed into directing Godzilla's Revenge. While Honda may have been a loyal company man who typically took whatever job the studio assigned him, I'm sure that he was very reluctant to do another Godzilla movie after Destroy All Monsters had been declared to be the last one. Plus, given his disdain for the series' increasingly ridiculous nature, we can surmise that working on this especially childish film must have been excruciating for Honda (I'm willing to bet that he probably disliked doing this film even more than he probably did the equally silly King Kong Escapes). He was also pulling double-duty here because, with Eiji Tsuburaya far too ill to participate, he had to direct the few new monster scenes himself, with help from Tsuburaya's assistant, Teruyoshi Nakano. Honda's directing career was gradually winding down at this point. After Godzilla's Revenge, he would direct Space Amoeba, known over here as Yog, Monster from Space and then would depart from Toho, working mainly in television in the early to mid-1970's, before returning in 1975 to direct what would prove to be both his last film as well as the last entry in the Showa Godzilla series, Terror of Mechagodzilla.

There had certainly been kids in the Godzilla movies before, most notably that one in King Kong vs. Godzilla who tells his mother that he wants to go see the Big G, but up to this point, they had always been background characters or had appeared in one scene with little to no lines. Tomonori Yazaki as Ichiro marks the first time that a kid had a lead role in one of these flicks and it wouldn't be the only instance of this, either (although, it would be the only one where a kid actually was the lead character). For many people, Ichiro is one of the many things that people don't like about this film. They find him to be really annoying in the way he talks and also don't care for his lamenting about how he's alone all the time and how he's picked on. I, however, disagree with this notion to a point because, for the most part, I don't mind Ichiro. He's not one of my favorite human characters in a Godzilla movie but, as someone whom you have to follow through an entire film, I've come across much worse, especially when it comes to child actors. I don't find him to be that annoying (at least, in the Japanese version; the English dubbing done for him is another matter) and I rather sympathize with this latchkey kid who's alone it seems for 99% of the time, whose only friends, due to his overactive imagination and strange interests, are a little girl who doesn't seem to share those interests and a toymaker who lives down the hall from him in his apartment building who sympathizes but doesn't seem to entirely get him either, and who has to deal with bullies (although, as I'll talk about later on, the human Gabara isn't much of a bully). I can actually kind of relate to him. I wasn't a latchkey kid growing up but I was ostracized and didn't have many friends due to my interests and so, like Ichiro, I mostly had to entertain myself. Case in point, Ichiro's only real means of fun and escape from his crappy life is to dream about being on Monster Island, watching his hero Godzilla beat up on other monsters and hanging out with Minya. I wouldn't have minded that when I was a kid! And eventually, after understanding the lessons learned by Minya from Godzilla about standing up for and taking care of yourself when you're on your own, Ichiro decides to do the same and outwits these two bank robbers who end up kidnapping him, which is what you wanted him to do once he was taken prisoner. But, after he learns this lesson, Ichiro goes from being a fairly likable kid to being a bully himself. He beats the snot out of Gabara with very little provocation (Gabara's dialogue beforehand in the Japanese version makes Ichiro's actions seem even more reprehensible), causes this guy who's painting a billboard to fall and get paint all over himself, asks his dad to apologize for him, and, as the movie ends, is hanging out with Gabara and his gang! (What was the point of even beating Gabara up in the first place, then?) He had some slightly bratty moments before, like when he was messing with the car that the toymaker had up for sale outside and when he wasn't too sympathetic when the toymaker accidentally burned his foot, but those were just typical things you'd expect from a kid. This, however, is not cool and makes you wonder just what exactly Ichiro learned from his "experiences" on Monster Island. David Kalat and other film historians have given reasons for why Ichiro's behavior is justifiable and while those reasons, which I'll get into later, do have merit, I'm still not at all onboard with the crap he pulls at the end of this movie, especially with what he did to that poor guy who was painting. That was just assholish, to say the least.

Hideyo Amamoto, an unusual-looking actor who typically played bad guys, plays against type here as Shinpei, the toymaker who is Ichiro's only real friend and also acts as something of a father figure since his real father is typically never around. It's obvious that he's a close friend of Ichiro's family since he's the one who keeps the key to their apartment for Ichiro when he comes home from school and, like them, appears to be in dire need of making some money with his toys, which is also why he's trying to sell his car. He sympathizes with Ichiro's plight, understands that he's rather lonely, and also tries his best to give him some advice, telling him that he shouldn't let Gabara and his gang push him around and that he shouldn't be too hard on his parents for working late again because they're doing their best to make ends meet for his sake. In order to perhaps take his mind off his worries, he also tells him that he intends to test his toys on him from now on in order to make sure that they meet a child's standards. You would think that, given his appearance and the general trope associated with these types of characters, Shinpei would be a very comical character but, except for a moment where he accidentally burns his foot and hops up and down while yelling in pain, that's not the case. Amamoto plays him in a fairly straightforward, albeit mainly lighthearted, manner and is quite believable as a kind, gentle old toymaker (I say old but, in actuality, Amamoto was much younger than he looked when he made this film) who serves as this boy's friend and surrogate father. He does it so well that it's a shame to learn that the actor himself didn't particularly care for this role. In any case, Shinpei is the one who inadvertently ends up saving Ichiro when he discovers his own car has been moved near an abandoned building and calls the police to the scene just when the boy is being chased by the knife-wielding leader of the crooks. Ultimately, he comes to understand Ichiro's fascination with monsters and tells a group of reporters at the end of the film this kid is inspired by them in the same way that adults would be inspired by real life heroes or even gods. If you haven't figure it out by now, I really like the character of Shinpei and I think that he's actually the best part of the movie's human cast.

The two bumbling bank robbers in this film are so reminiscent of Harry and Marv from the first two Home Alone movies (and the climax, for that matter, is so much like the one in Home Alone 2) that it makes you wonder if John Hughes ever saw this movie. In the original Japanese version, these two guys are never given names (in the American version, the leader is referred to as Roy at one point) but they do have names in official cast lists for the film so I will refer to them as such to make things simpler. Senbayashi, the sunglasses-wearing leader, is played by Sachio Sakai, who played the reporter Hagiwara in the original Godzilla and had a small role as Tako's much put-upon assistant in King Kong vs. Godzilla. He's by far the more threatening of the two, with his dark sunglasses and the knife that he's constantly wielding in order to keep Ichiro from crying out and is also the one who comes up with the idea to kidnap Ichiro in order to get back the license that he picked up when his partner, Okuda (Kazuo Suzuki), dropped it as well as to use him as protection in case they run into the cops. He acts pretty intimidating towards Ichiro to keep him from getting any ideas about attempting to escape or cry for help and is constantly berating and beating on Okuda for his stupidity, albeit in a comical fashion. But, that said, Senbayashi has more than his fair share ineptitude, tripping over things, banging the top of his head and then his face one after the other against things, and even stupidly putting his finger on a hot part of a car motor and burning his finger in the process. Okuda is the much more comedic and clumsy of the two criminals, constantly getting into trouble, tripping over and hitting things, falling right through a hole in the floor and badly hurting his leg at one point, and, at the end of the movie, actually trying to slip out of their hideout even though the police are not more than twelve feet away from the entrance! He's also the one who was dumb enough to let his driver's license fall out of his pocket and through the floor when he looked down through a big hole in one of the upper floors of the abandoned building they use as a hideout, which allows Ichiro to get ahold of it. But, despite his clumsiness, Okuda shows that he can be a rather competent criminal with how he tails Ichiro back to his apartment building and discovers which floor he lives on, and also with how he hijacks a car to use in their getaway, changes a flat tire off-screen, and how he seems to have some mechanical skills since he's the one who Senbayashi counts on to deal with the car's engine when it won't start. He's also fairly threatening to Ichiro when he admonishes him for taking his license at one point. All in all, these two guys might not be all that original in concept but they're not bad either and the two actors play them fairly well and even manage to make them kind of likable in a villainous, slapstick way.

The kid whom Ichiro refers to as Gabara (Junichi Ito), although we find out in the Japanese version that his name is really Sanko, is the one who, supposedly, bullies Ichiro to no end and, therefore, you would expect to be a character whom you'd really want to see get his comeuppance in the end. Unfortunately, this is really hampered by how Gabara is not only not in much of the movie but, when he is there, is far from the meanest, cruelest bully you've ever seen. Except for the beginning of the movie when he shoves Ichiro out of his way, he doesn't hit him or attack him in any physical way, nor does he even threaten to do so. In fact, the only instance of real bullying that we see him doing to Ichiro after that is when he forces him to give him a vacuum tube that he found and then dares him to honk the horn on the bicycle of the guy painting that billboard. Other than that, it just comes down to calling him a coward for not doing so and laughing when Ichiro runs away. Oh, and his friends make weird noises at Ichiro. That's just more annoying than it is bullying. Moreover, when Ichiro comes upon the gang fishing by the waterfront, Gabara motions for him to come over in a rather nonthreatening way, although Ichiro runs away, and at the end of the movie when Ichiro comes face to face with him again, Gabara simply asks him, at least in the Japanese version, if he wants to join their gang. That dialogue makes Ichiro's reaction and subsequent attack on Gabara feel very out of left field and needlessly violent. At least in the American version, they had Gabara say, "Where do you think you're going?" in a threatening manner, as well as make some of his other dialogue in the film sound more mean-spirited (although that moment at the waterfront still doesn't feel like it's done in a bully way), in order to justify Ichiro's reaction but in the Japanese version, it feels like Ichiro just gets into a fight with him for no good reason. And also, let me reiterate that, after Ichiro beats Gabara up, he does what he wanted him to do in the first place and honks the horn on that poor billboard painter and then begins hanging out with him and his gang, so it makes you wonder why Ichiro attacked him in the first place. Bottom line, if you want to make a movie that's about standing up for yourself against bullies, you need to actually make the bully a despicable, loathsome character instead of nothing more than an occasionally annoying brat because it's not going to look good when your lead kid stands up to him, fights him, and kicks his ass.

Kenji Sahara must have been trying to fill up some sort of quota around this time because, as it was in the early 60's, he's here for his third Godzilla film in a row in the very small role of Ichiro's father. While Sahara, as always, is good and it's nice to see him again, he only has three brief scenes in the entire film and, therefore, doesn't have much of anything to do. But that said, you do sympathize with him in the scene where he explains to a coworker that Ichiro's alone most of the time and that he's working so much in order to make enough money so he can move his family into a better place, although he has no idea when that will happen. And at the end of the movie, you also sympathize with him, albeit in a much different way, when Ichiro gets him to cover for him after he causes that billboard painter to get paint all over himself, particularly when you see the horrified look on the guy's face when he realizes what his son has done and when, in the Japanese version, you hear him say that he'll pay to have the paint cleaned off. That latter bit of dialogue that he's going to have to spend some of his hard-earned money on cleaning this man's clothes makes you dislike the type of person that Ichiro has become by this point even more. You also sympathize with Ichiro's mother (Machiko Naka), who only has two scenes, since she has to work late as well and clearly feels bad about leaving Ichiro home alone again. At the end of the film after Ichiro has been rescued from the criminals, she tells him that she won't work late again, no matter what, but Ichiro says that he understands that she must do so in order to help make ends meet and that he's fine with it. After he leaves for school (why is she letting him go to school the day after he was kidnapped?), you can see her silently crying over the fact that, despite her son's more positive attitude, the situation that led to Ichiro being kidnapped is unchanged, probably won't be for a while, if ever, and there's nothing that she or her husband can do about it. It makes you feel even more for sympathy for her than you did Ichiro's dad. A couple of other familiar faces also have small roles in the film. Yoshifumi Tajima, in his last role in a Godzilla movie until The Return of Godzilla in 1984, and Chotaro Togin appear as detectives searching for the two bank robbers. They warn Shinpei at one point that his car out front might be in danger of being stolen by them (he doesn't listen, though) and latter share a meal and conversation with him at a small bar, telling that it's embarrassing to go back to headquarters empty-handed and that they're going to continue searching after their break. The bartender there, who asks exactly how big 50 million yen would be, is played by a constant bit player in these movies named Ikio Sawamura. If you're a constant watcher of these movies, you should be familiar with this guy since, by this point, he's appeared in King Kong vs. Godzilla as the Faro Island witchdoctor, Mothra vs. Godzilla as a priest, Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster as the honest fisherman, Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster as one of the Red Bamboo's slaves, and Destroy All Monsters as an old farmer. He also had similar bit parts in other Toho sci-fi films like Battle in Outer Space, Frankenstein Conquers the World, War of the Gargantuas, and King Kong Escapes. He would only appear in one more Godzilla movie after this, though.

While many view Godzilla's Revenge as nothing more than a cheap cash-in aimed at children (and a bad one, at that), others such as David Kalat point out that, like all good Godzilla movies, there is some deeper subtext to be found in it. You probably just laughed upon reading that but hear me out because, while I don't entirely agree with what Kalat said, a lot of it does make sense. He describes the movie as being a tale of childhood and growing up in the dense and crowded urban areas that had become a huge issue in Japan by the end of the 60's. According to Kalat, large real estate prices began to push housing projects like the one that Ichiro lives in farther and farther out into the suburbs, which meant that workers often had to travel long distances to their jobs and that their kids were usually left to fend for themselves back home. Poverty also meant that, like Ichiro's parents, adults had to work very long hours in order to make ends meet, resulting in their children becoming latchkey kids and being left alone for days at a time. In this context, Kalat describes how the seemingly cheerful ending isn't as happy as it seems, since the overall problem that left Ichiro home alone and vulnerable to the bank robbers hasn't been solved and, it's very likely, never will be. As I said above, it's no doubt why Ichiro's mother begins crying after he tells her that he understands that his parents have no choice but to work around the clock and that he's fine with it. This whole situation, according to Kalat, leads into Ichiro's bullying actions at the end of the movie. Not only is it a result of the lesson he learned from his dreams about being on Monster Island but it's also due to this entire social problem that's forced him to fend for himself in a dangerous world; in other words, at this point, Ichiro has learned that he can't count on anyone but himself. That latter part, however, is what I have trouble with. Maybe I'm naïve since I grew up with parents who worked typical 9 to 5 jobs and were always there for me but I still think that Ichiro's actions at the end of the film are really out of line and uncalled for. After outsmarting those two bank robbers, Ichiro says he understands that his parents are going to have to keep working around the clock, meaning he'll have to continue to fend for himself, which I get and am more than fine with. And even though I think that Gabara's being a less than effectively hateful bully makes the beatdown he receives from Ichiro feel rather excessive, I'm willing to let it slide given how he did do some mean things to Ichiro before and with how Ichiro says that he hates bullies. But, I just can't get over honking that horn on that painter, causing him to fall and get paint all over himself. There was no reason for him to do that because the guy, unlike the bank robbers or even Gabara's gang, posed no threat to him whatsoever and his asking his dad to cover for him makes it even worse. And, for the third time, why did he beat Gabara up only to start hanging out with him and his gang as the movie ends? Doesn't seem right for a kid who's supposedly learn to rely on no one other than himself, does it? As always, I applaud both Ishiro Honda and Shinichi Sekizawa for adding social commentary and satire into one of these films, especially one that was meant to be nothing more than a very cheap cash-in on an already very cheap cash-in, but I don't think it worked the way they intended it to and actually made the lead character rather unlikable by the movie's end.

Despite my misgivings about what the film's commentary leads to at the end, I will say that Honda does a very good job in showing us why someone living in this place, especially a child, would want to escape from their reality. This environment is as depressing and unwelcoming as you can get. At the beginning of the film, when Ichiro and his friend are walking home from school, we see shots of factories that are thick with smog and have large, black plumes of smoke emitting from their stacks, as well as highways that are jam-packed with honking cars that are spewing even more pollutants into the air with their exhaust. In fact, the sounds of the machines at the factories and the cars are present throughout this opening, reminding us of what's just off-camera during the shots of Ichiro and the other kids. The environment doesn't get much better when we follow Ichiro to the apartment complex where he lives with his parents. The outside of the place, complete with the dusty grounds and the beat up car that Shinpei has for sale out front, gives the impression that it's seen better days and when we get inside, we see that the walls aren't exactly spotless, the doors to the apartments are gray, uninviting metal, and the apartments themselves look quite small. They're enough to support Ichiro by himself but try to imagine him and both of his folks in there at one time. And, keep in mind, Ichiro is often completely alone in this place for days at a time, with his only friend here being Shinpei, who's often busy with his toy-making profession, although he certainly spends more time with the kid than his own parents do. As a result of this loneliness, Ichiro often goes outside to play on the dusty roads and in the abandoned, possibly condemned, building near his house that's probably more dangerous than the roads with all of the junk lying around and the holes in the floors that are big enough for an adult to fall through. He also picks up less than sanitary objects like vacuum tubes and a set of old, worn out headphones to use as toys since his parents undoubtedly can't afford actual ones, apparent when you see the little "radio" that he plays with at one point, which does look as if he made it himself. In short, this is no place for a child to grow up and it's certainly not an environment that you'd want your kids to be in for extended periods of time by themselves, which was a common complaint of people who lived in these types of places. It's small wonder that the next film, Godzilla vs. Hedorah, tackled this issue of pollution and industrial decay head on and had Godzilla battle a creature that was spawned from them.

Before we talk about the monsters, let's briefly address an interesting issue concerning them in this movie: do monsters actually exist in this world? It's never made clear whether this story is set in the monster-filled reality that we've been seeing in the other films or if this is actually the real world where Godzilla and his co-stars only exist in movies. One could make arguments towards both. You could very easily say that Ichiro is a fan of the films and that his daydreams about being on Monster Island with Godzilla and Minya are no different from those that real-life young fans of the character would have. In fact, you could use that as an explanation for the extended use of stock footage here, that Ichiro is now actually experiencing these sequences that he's seen in the previous films in his subconscious. Plus, Ichiro's extensive knowledge about the other monsters could come from the movies and the fact that he has a Godzilla toy can also be seen as a tipoff. At the same time, though, this could very well be taking place in the reality where Godzilla and the other monsters are real. Again, let's not forget about that kid way back in King Kong vs. Godzilla who was actually excited when he had heard that Godzilla was nearby and that was back when the Big G was still a bad guy. Since he had become something of a protector of Japan by this point, it's not so farfetched that he would have young fans like Ichiro would fantasize about meeting him on Monster Island. That's why Ichiro's suggestion that Shinpei make a computer with monsters' roars programmed into it would be a very successful item. The other monsters like Rodan and Mothra had also visited Japan so many times that they would be known by kids as well, like those two boys in Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster who wanted to see Mothra when they were on that television show. While you may quickly point to that Godzilla toy, later films where Godzilla is very much real also feature action figures of him (hell, the next film has a brief shot of a King Ghidorah action figure!) But then again, neither Rodan nor Mothra appear in Ichiro's dreams, even though he does know of them, and, taking Destroy All Monsters out of the equation since it takes place in the future, the other monsters that he dreams of seeing, like Anguirus and Manda, have either visited Japan only once by this point (and were presumed dead as well) or, in the case of Gorosaurus, Ebirah, and Kumonga, not at all. So, it's a tricky question and, like all great gray areas in cinema, has no solid answer, leaving you to figure it out for yourself. For me personally, it's not something that I wrack my brains over because there are so many things that support either possibility (such as how all the monsters can now be living on an island together when Monsterland is decades away) and, since I don't care for this film as a whole, it doesn't matter all that much to me. Just make of it what you will for yourself.

I'm only going to talk about Godzilla, Minya, and Gabara here because the other monsters that you see, save for a brief shot of a Kamacuras, are all taken from stock footage from previous films that are either so brief that they're not worth spending time on or are entire sequences that I've already talked about in previous films, meaning that I would be repeating myself. Ironically enough, for a movie that centers around a kid who wants to meet him, Godzilla is a very small factor in this film. A lot of what you see of him is stock footage that's taken from Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster and Son of Godzilla and the way that the monster battles from these scenes are spliced together here makes it look like Godzilla spends his days walking around Monster Island and beating on a bunch of creatures that are stupid enough to pick a fight with him. He's still a bad-ass that you wouldn't want to screw around with, which is good, but all this stock footage doesn't allow for much in the way of character development on his part. In the new footage, which you don't begin seeing until awhile into the movie, Godzilla is shown to be a rather cold and overbearing parent to Minya. He may not have exactly been a warm fuzzy parent to him throughout the majority of Son of Godzilla but some of the stuff he does to him here comes across as just plain mean. In the Japanese version, Minya tells Ichiro that Godzilla doesn't like it if he stays by his side for too long because he needs to learn to take care of himself and to be on his own. Kind of a cruel lesson when you see that Minya doesn't look much older than he was during his first film appearance. And what's more, he's so determined to force the kid to fight for himself that when Minya is trying to run away from Gabara during the last dream sequence, Godzilla pushes him back to face his bully and ultimately knees him to finally get him to do it! I guess I shouldn't be so surprised since he threatened to slap Minya back in Son of Godzilla and you could also call it tough love but I'm still kind of like, "Wow, Godzilla, you're an asshole!" But, like in that film, Godzilla shows that underneath his tough exterior, he really does care about Minya. As he did before, when he's forced to step on Minya's tail in order to get him to shoot an atomic blast, Godzilla does pat him on the head afterward. Even better, when Minya manages to send Gabara flying through the air and landing roughly on his back, Godzilla is very, very proud of him and cuddles and pats him afterward.

The good thing about Godzilla's less than likable behavior in this film is that it's not real since this is all taking place in Ichiro's imagination and that this is how he would expect him to be. Of course, that brings up a troubling notion: if the relationship between Godzilla and Minya is meant to be a representation of that between Ichiro and his father, does that mean Ichiro's dad is this cold to him whenever he is around? Ichiro's dad, in the few scenes we have with him, doesn't seem like he would be that way but, then again, as it is between Godzilla and Minya, he doesn't interact with Ichiro all that much due to his job and it's possible that when they are together, he wouldn't know exactly what would be the best way to interact with and teach his son. It's possible that I'm reading too much into this and that this is simply how Ichiro has always imagined Godzilla would be towards Minya but it's still kind of a disturbing idea. What's even more disturbing is how Ichiro dreams that when he finally does meet Godzilla face to face, as he always wanted, his "hero" towers above him in a very menacing way and seems to be reaching for him, scaring Ichiro to the point where he begins crying for Minya to stop him (Minya does nothing, by the way). Again, does he think that Godzilla would actually do this. Given his opinion of humans, he probably wouldn't be too thrilled to find one on his island but I think by this point, he would probably just ignore him and be like, "Whatever," rather than threaten to squash him or whatever it was he was going to do before Ichiro got woken up. Once again, I could be too sentimental but that part has always bugged me since I was a kid and didn't feel like something that Godzilla would really do at this point, at least to me.

I'm convinced that this movie is the reason why so many people hate the character of Minya. People probably weren't too thrilled with him when he first appeared but when they saw this movie where he's able to shrink from his normal size down to the same size as Ichiro and is able to talk(!), I'm sure their reaction was, "Oh, fuck this character!" Even if it is all in the mind of a kid and, in reality, Minya is unable to talk like all of the other monsters or change sizes, it's still a very out there and overly kiddy thing for hardcore Godzilla fans to deal with, which is one of the main reasons why this film is as reviled as it is. Speaking of his talking, Minya's voice sounds very different in the two versions of the film. In the Japanese version, it's done by a female voice actor and, as a result, does sound like a normal kid, although the looped-in sound quality of the voice makes it sound unusual. I've heard some say that they thought it sounded creepy, almost like a pedophile, but I never thought that. I just feel that it was kind of strange. In the American version, though, Minya has a cartoony, dopey-sounding Barney Rubble/Yogi Bear type of voice. Think of the voice that was given to Kobayashi in Gigantis, the Fire Monster, only even more over the top and ridiculous, and you'll have it. It's in that version when Minya is annoying and you wish he would either shut up or that Gabara would beat him to a pulp. As you can tell, in the American version, I dislike Minya about as much as everyone else does. In the Japanese version, when he has the more reasonable voice, I, as I do with Ichiro, rather sympathize with him. In fact, Minya's purpose in this film is to serve as a subconscious representation of Ichiro and when you watch the film, it becomes very obvious. Like Ichiro, Minya is left by himself most of the time while Godzilla does... whatever it is he does on Monster Island and is bullied by a much bigger and stronger monster called Gabara. I feel even more sympathy for Minya in that regard than I do Ichiro because, unlike the real-life Gabara, this monstrous version of the bully is truly a despicable creature, beating the stuffing out of Minya whenever he comes across him. Minya is basically powerless to do anything against Gabara since he's much bigger and stronger and, like all other monsters, is not at all affected by his smoke rings. And as I've said, while Minya would like nothing more than to run away from Gabara, he fears that Godzilla will think he's a coward if he does so and, in fact, is forced by his overbearing and sometimes cruel dad to stand up for himself and take Gabara on. With Ichiro's help, Minya is eventually successful in standing up to Gabara and manages to trounce him, which is something that I wanted to see happen. While I may not like Minya at all in the American version due to his annoying voice there, in the Japanese version, even though I still think it was going too far to give him a voice in the first place, I do sympathize for him like I do Ichiro and I like seeing him finally stand up to and give it to Gabara. Plus, unlike Ichiro, Minya doesn't become a bully himself after standing up to Gabara, although I still wonder why he didn't intervene when Godzilla seemed to be threatening Ichiro right before the kid woke up.

The one new monster that Godzilla's Revenge introduces is Gabara, this ugly, ogre-like monster who is unique in that he's nothing more than a monstrous representation of Ichiro's own bully of the same name and exists only in his subconscious. Ichiro has quite the imagination if he was able to turn his own, less than intimidating bully into this thing in his mind, don't you think? Either that or he's much more afraid of the real Gabara than he has any right to be. Anybody who thinks that little red shirt-wearing brat is comparable to this monster must be the most easily intimidated person on the planet. In any case, Gabara is by far one of the most bizarre creatures that Toho ever created: very tall and completely upright in stance, with an overall light-blue body covered in bumps, a tan-colored front section that's shaped in a way that makes him look like he has a large six pack, a cat-like face, pointy ears, a little bit of red-orange hair up top, and some small, curved spikes traveling up the back of his neck that end in a long, pointy horn. His roar is just as bizarre as his appearance, sounding like a combination of a cat and a car engine that's having trouble starting (that noise gets so annoying after a while). Whenever he's injured, he makes a loud, squeaking that sounds a little similar to Godzilla's injured noise. He has the ability to generate electrical currents from his horn that travel down through his arms and come out of his hands, shocking anyone or anything that he grabs ahold of. It's more than enough to discourage Minya from trying to fight him and even Godzilla seems to be a little stunned by this power when he experiences it full force at one point. On top of that, Gabara is simply much bigger and stronger than Minya, meaning that the young monster has little chance of taking him head on. It's only through some strategy and help from Ichiro and later, Godzilla himself, that Minya is eventually able to get back at his tormentor and send him limping off into the jungle. As far as his personality goes, Gabara even acts like a typical bully. He just walks around Monster Island, looking for something to beat on, with that something usually being Minya,. When he comes across Minya, he beats the living crap out of the poor kid until he finally decides he's had enough and runs away, leaving Gabara to walk off in satisfaction, very clearly proud of himself. Like most bullies, Gabara is also content with simply intimidating and scaring his victim, as he does towards Minya at one point when the latter is trying to run behind Godzilla for protection, and also likes to play dirty by attacking someone when their guard is down, as he does to Godzilla. And also like most bullies, he can dish it out but when the tables are turned and he himself gets beat on, he slumps away like a big coward. Gabara is played by Hiroshi Sekida in what would prove to be his last suit-acting role. He retired from the profession after Eiji Tsuburaya passed away shortly after the release of this film.

Yes, Eiji Tsuburaya, the legendary father of Japanese special effects, died from heart disease just a month after this film's December of 1969 release at the age of 68. His deteriorating health had prevented him from being directly involved with movies since Latitude Zero but, since he was still the head of Toho's effects department, he was given credits on films made since then out of respect. Godzilla's Revenge was no different. As I said earlier, Ishiro Honda himself directed the few new effects and monster sequences that appear in this film, with the assistance of Teruyoshi Nakano. These effects scenes are certainly passable but, at the same time, there's nothing remarkable about them. It's either three guys in monster suits wrestling around on a plain-looking set that's meant to represent the jungles and fields of Monster Island, Ichiro talking to Minya, or Godzilla teaching Minya to shoot an atomic blast. The monster suits themselves are good for the most part, although I liked the way Minya looked before better. Something about the way his face and head look here, especially in the close-ups when he's talking to Ichiro, doesn't feel right and there's a bit of an Uncanny Valley feeling going on in those talking scenes as well (the voice in the American version only makes this feeling worse). Also, I'm pretty sure that you can see the zipper on Gabara's back in a bunch of shots. Speaking of which, the effects used to show off his electrical powers are pretty good and the same goes for the matting effects of Godzilla's atomic blast and Minya's smoke rings. The matting used for when Godzilla is standing over Ichiro looks rather wonky but, other than that, these new effect scenes do their job. That said, their restrictive and unremarkable nature, coupled with the large amount of stock footage used along with them, make the visuals in this film a huge comedown from the tour de force that was Destroy All Monsters (the only scenes of city destruction that you get here is stock footage from that film over the opening credits). And make no mistake, the death of Tsuburaya would prove to be a huge blow to the Godzilla series, one that, along with tightening budgets, would not only ensure that stock footage and limited original effects scenes would be used in future films but would also cause certain key members of the team to lose their enthusiasm for continuing with the franchise.

According to Shinichi Sekizawa, since they were going by the Gamera way of doing things, the story of Godzilla's Revenge was constructed around the stock footage that was to be used. Sekizawa said in an interview that Tomoyuki Tanaka had come to him and asked if he could, "Write up a script based on bits and pieces of other films?" On a side note, Sekizawa said that his response to this request was, "Of course, Mr. Tanaka, that's what I do best. I am a good editor!" Needless to say, Sekizawa was losing his zeal for writing these movies by now but that's beside the point. While there had been instances of stock footage being used in previous Godzilla movies, most notably in the big city attack scene in Godzilla vs. Monster Zero, Godzilla's Revenge marks the first time when entire scenes were reused to fill in gaps that couldn't be filled by original material caused by budget constraints (although I almost hesitate to describe it as such since by all accounts, they were actually just following the model that Gamera vs. Viras had put forth). The film even begins with a montage of stock footage over the opening credits and once Ichiro begins dreaming about being on Monster Island, we mainly see clips from Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster and Son of Godzilla, as well as from King Kong Escapes and Destroy All Monsters when we see brief shots of Gorosaurus, Manda, and Anguirus. The use of old material calls attention to itself not only because if you watch the movies in order, you'd know that you've seen this stuff before, as well as because the picture and color quality shifts, but also because the Godzilla suits used for those films are so different from each other. This is especially true when they transition to or from footage from Son of Godzilla. For example, when Ichiro first "arrives" on Monster Island, we see the battle between Godzilla and the Kamacuras from that film, so we're seeing that ugly suit used there, and then, after a little bit of sight-seeing, we cut to that sequence from The Sea Monster where Godzilla fights that giant condor and now, as a result, he looks completely different. It's jarring and distracting, to say the least. Plus, on top of that, the lack of new material gives the movie a feeling of, "been there, done that," that undermines the excitement that you should be getting from it. As a kid, even though I knew that I had seen this stuff before when I would watch movies like this or Godzilla vs. Gigan, I didn't mind it since I was just happy enough to be seeing a Godzilla movie, but now as an adult, I can definitely say that the stock footage causes a lack of excitement and thrills and that a couple of the future movies would suffer from it even more.

In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida, honey!
Besides moments where it's uncomfortably childish, Godzilla's Revenge is also just plain weird at times. Obviously since it's taking inside of a kid's dreams, we shouldn't expect things to be normal but even so, there are some things here that make me wonder what they were smoking when they filmed this movie. When Ichiro first dreams about going to Monster Island, he imagines that he's on a jet plane full of people but then, after a time lapse cut, everyone on the plane has suddenly disappeared, and when Ichiro heads up to the cockpit, the plane either seems to be flying itself or the pilots are invisible. By the way, this whole sequence is shot with a kaleidoscope type of editing where the actual footage is in the middle of the screen, surrounded by a bunch of bright, rippling, and trippy colors. Anyway, as the plane approaches Monster Island, we get a push-in towards Ichiro's face that's accompanied by weird, pulsing sound effects and an inexplicable switch to negative film that makes me think that I'm going to hear Iron Butterfly at any moment. While things are typically done in a straightforward way once we get on the island, there are still some bizarre moments, like how the first dream ends with everything around Ichiro turning pitch black as a piercing sound that later turns out to be a telephone ringing fills the air and Ichiro cries out for his mom, or how when Ichiro goes back to the island a second time, he runs into the monster Gabara and flees, all the while being chased by a transparent image of Gabara that keeps blinking in and out of existence behind him (in the old VHS of this film, which was horribly cropped, all I could see was a transparent Gabara hand that confused me even more). So, is Gabara really after him there or is he just imagining that he is? Since it's a dream, it could be anything. And that second dream ends with Ichiro being grabbed from behind by a humanoid plant and as we transition back to reality, we see that he's being kidnapped by the bank robbers. Even when we're not in the dreams, we're still treated to some unusual stuff, like a strangely edited fight between Ichiro and the real Gabara at the end of the movie that starts out in a, "start, stop" manner and then becomes a series of still images, as well as some head-tilting music and sound effects throughout (I'll have plenty to say about the music we first get in the Japanese version when I talk about it). While the stuff in Godzilla's Revenge isn't nearly as bizarre as what we'll see in the next film, Godzilla vs. Hedorah, and it also has more of a context than that film due to the dream setting (although, I'll tell you right now, I like Hedorah a lot more than this), it still gets pretty strange at points and makes you wonder what you're watching.

This is going to be a fairly short action section because there's so little new footage and also because it's quite a while into the film before we even get our first extended look at some new monster action. Like I said, when Ichiro first dreams about Monster Island, we see the footage of Godzilla fighting the Kamacuras from Son of Godzilla, followed by some brief shots of Gorosaurus, Manda, and Anguirus taken from King Kong Escapes and Destroy All Monsters respectively and the bit from Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster where Godzilla gets attacked by and ultimately fries that giant condor. After that, Ichiro is chased by one of the Kamacuras (again, actual shots of the monster are taken from Son of Godzilla) until he ends up falling down a very deep hole, hitting the bottom quite softly for such a long drop (but, again, it's a dream, so whatever). After the Kamacuras looks down the hole and crawls off upon not seeing him, Ichiro tries to climb up the steep walls but slips and slowly slides back down. Suddenly, a long vine descends down from the hole and once Ichiro grabs ahold of it, he tugs on it to inform whoever sent it down that they can pull him up. When Ichiro is pulled up to the top, he sees that his savior is Minya. After talking with the young monster for a little bit and telling him why he's come to Monster Island, we get our first look at the monster Gabara, with his appearance prompting Ichiro and Minya to take cover. While hiding from the monster, Minya tells Ichiro that he can't fight him because of how strong he is, and after Gabara walks away, we get that weird conclusion to this first dream where everything suddenly goes pitch black around Ichiro, who's left alone after Minya just slumps away, and he yells as we gradually realize that the high-pitched sound we're hearing is a telephone.

Much later, after he's wandered around that old abandoned building, got the attention of the two bank robbers by unknowingly picked up Okuda's license, and had dinner with Shinpei, Ichiro falls back asleep and finds himself back on Monster Island. He looks around for Minya but runs into Gabara instead, leading into that bizarre sequence where I'm not sure if Gabara is actually chasing him or if Ichiro just thinks that he is. Whatever the case, he eventually runs out of the jungle and finds Minya sitting on a rock, munching on some fruit. They talk a little bit, with Ichiro saying that he wants to meet Godzilla and Minya saying that Godzilla wants him to fight for and take care of himself. They then hear Godzilla roar nearby and they head out to see what's going on. This is when we see a combination of Godzilla's two fights with Ebirah in The Sea Monster while Minya cheers him on (notice how in the shots with Ichiro and Minya, it's bright and sunny, clashing completely against the stormy nighttime setting of the scene they're supposedly watching). Save for those insert shots of Ichiro and Minya watching the fight, including a shot that makes it look like the rock that Godzilla and Ebirah were hitting back and forth landed in the jungle, the first part of the scene plays out virtually the same way it did in The Sea Monster. Once Ebirah drags Godzilla under the water, it cuts to the second battle they had near the end of that movie, leading up to when the two of the surface again and Godzilla tears off Ebirah's pincers, although we only see him do so to the first one this time. After Ebirah retreats, we cut back to the footage from the first battle in The Sea Monster in order to show Godzilla turning around and heading back for shore (once again, the time of day changes in-between shots). Ichiro and Minya then follow Godzilla as he heads into the interior of the island, as we now cut to footage from Son of Godzilla as Godzilla is apparently ambushed by Kumonga, the giant spider. We don't see the entirety of this fight since they had to cut out Minya's involvement from the source film, as well as not show the snowstorm that the battle concludes in. We do, however, get a new moment where Minya shoots a smoke ring at Kumonga, which does absolutely nothing, followed by the spider shooting his webbing at him, forcing both Minya and Ichiro to retreat into the jungle. Due to the circumstances of the source material, they edit together a new ending to this battle by showing Godzilla hitting Kumonga with his atomic blast, a shot of him flipping over on his back, and a final reaction shot of Godzilla roaring in victory.

We get our first new monster battle when Gabara suddenly shows up and Minya, after some hesitation, decides to battle his bully to prove to Godzilla that he's not a coward. He runs out to face Gabara and then demonstrates his ability to change size, ballooning up to his normal height. He then shoots a smoke ring at Gabara's face but all that does is annoy him. He tries two more smoke rings but those do nothing either and Gabara almost seems to be laughing at Minya's inability to hurt him. Minya then charges at Gabara but Gabara hits him and sends him falling backwards onto the ground. Minya gets up and tries for another charge but this time Gabara grabs him by the back of his left arm and shoves him, sending him falling flat on his face. Laughing, Gabara comes in for another attack as Minya attempts to grapple with him but ends up getting grabbed and slammed up and down, back and forth, before being kicked and rolling back into the jungle. Shrinking back down to Ichiro's size, Minya decides to retreat, leaving Gabara to stomp off in satisfaction. After getting their composure back after that disastrous fight, Ichiro and Minya see a squadron of fighter jets streak across the sky. Godzilla notices them too and we then get into the battle sequence between him and the Red Bamboo air force from The Sea Monster (by the way, in the context of this movie, what he was doing during that whole time when Minya was getting beat up by Gabara?) Like the stuff with Ebirah, we basically get this scene in its entirety, with the only missing material being that which involved the human characters from that movie. Once Godzilla destroys all of the jets, we finally get into our first original footage of him here (42 minutes in!) as he notices Minya and sits down, motioning for his son to come over. Minya is at first reluctant to do so but decides that it's probably best not to argue and heads towards his dad, returning to his normal size in the process. We then get a recreation of the scene from Son of Godzilla where Godzilla teaches his son how to shoot an atomic blast. It covers all the basics of that scene: Godzilla demonstrates first, motions for Minya try it, Minya is only able to shoot smoke rings, Godzilla has to give Minya a helping hand by stomping on his tail, which enables him to do it right, and he pats his son on the head and gives him some affection afterward. On a side note, I like the shot of Ichiro watching and trying not to laugh when Minya is unable to get it. After the lesson is over, Ichiro is grabbed from behind by what appears to be a humanoid plant and as he struggles, he wakes up to realize that he's being kidnapped by the two bank robbers.

While Senbayashi is waiting with Ichiro at the abandoned building for Okuda to come back with the getaway car, Ichiro falls asleep again and as his third and final dream begins, we see that Minya is getting his ass handed to him by Gabara. Minya gets sent rolling around the ground and up against a rock wall by Gabara and as he's sitting there cornered and frightened, he shoots a smoke ring at Gabara's face which, like before, does nothing. Minya desperately tries to fight Gabara by swiping at him but he gets shoved away and then gets a nasty electrical shock throughout his body when Gabara puts his hand on his head and activates his power. While holding him in place, Gabara then delivers a punch right to Minya's face, sending him falling face-forward. Ichiro, who's watching the fight from a nearby ledge, yells for Minya to get up but the young monster is too stunned and scared to do so. As Gabara looms over Minya, Ichiro decides to give him some help by pushing a boulder off the cliff and right onto Minya's tail. After that, Minya quickly swings around and fires a full-blown atomic blast, hitting Gabara in the face. Gabara clearly didn't see that coming and frantically wipes at his steaming face in pain. Now madder than a hornet, Gabara stomps towards Minya and attempts to grab him but Minya uses his small size to avoid the larger monster and manages to run towards a clearing, albeit with Gabara hot on his heels. Gabara tries to grab Minya a couple of more times here but, again, is unable to due to his foe's small size. Godzilla then arrives on the scene (rubbing his eyes as if the commotion woke him up from a nap) and Minya immediately runs to him for safety. However, Godzilla refuses to let his son run away from an opponent like a coward and forces him to face Gabara, going so far as to knee him in the gut in order to make him do so (parent of the year, for sure). Minya then does face his bully as Godzilla watches on, running towards Gabara and slamming into his chest, although that seems to hurt Minya himself. He also gets shoved down to the right when he tries to attack Gabara again and then over to the left when he gets back up. Getting up from that second shove, Minya tries to charge Gabara yet again but then, Gabara grabs him by the shoulders and sends electricity surging through his body again. Fortunately, Godzilla sees that Minya does need some help and so, blasts the ground near Gabara's feet, causing the monster to jump in surprise and release Minya in the process. Angry at Godzilla's interference, Gabara attempts to intimidate him, giving Minya the opportunity to slip in and bite his left arm. Gabara doesn't take too kindly to that and flings Minya off of him, back onto the ground. Minya quickly gets to his feet and runs away. Gabara, like any bully, decides not to tangle with the equal opponent that is Godzilla, and goes after Minya instead.

As Minya runs away, Ichiro gets his attention and tells him that he has an idea about how to beat Gabara. Minya quickly shrinks back down to Ichiro's size and joins him up on the slope. Ichiro points out a fallen tree that, by falling onto a large rock, has become a makeshift seesaw. He tells Minya to wait until Gabara steps on the end that's down and then jump on the other himself. Minya is at first hesitant to do so but Ichiro manages to persuade him to do it. Gabara approaches and, upon seeing Minya, does exactly what Ichiro said he would do and steps onto one side of the log. Minya then jumps down, growing back to his normal size in the process, and hits the other end, sending Gabara flying through the air until he lands face first in a nearby clearing, right in front of Godzilla. Dazed and not exactly sure what just happened, Gabara rolls over onto his back. Excited that he managed to trounce his bully, Minya rushes over to join his dad, who is quite proud of his son and, after giving Gabara a small kick to the legs, walks over and cuddles and pats Minya on the head. However, Gabara takes the opportunity to bite Godzilla right on the thigh! He gets a couple of punches to the face for that and when he gets back up and charges at Godzilla, the Big G grabs him and slams him to the ground before stomping the crap out of his chest. Gabara squeals in pain and grabs Godzilla's foot, actually managing to flip him over, and gets back up and charges against Godzilla head first again, trying to gorge him with his horn. He gets slammed back on the ground for that. Minya actually tries to attack Gabara himself right then but Godzilla pushes him back, as if he's saying, "This is between me and him." Gabara gets flipped back onto the ground again but, this time, he charges up his electrical surge before getting back up. After struggling with Godzilla a little bit, Gabara grabs him on the sides and shocks him, with the electricity actually being powerful enough to momentarily stun Godzilla. However, Godzilla manages to break free, grab Gabara's arm, and throw him over his shoulder, causing him to land right on his head when he lands. Gabara gets to his feet and it seems like he's going to attack again but eventually decides that he's had enough and limps away into the jungle, as Godzilla and Minya look on. Ichiro taunts Gabara as he slumps away, actually calling him, "Gabara the Cripple," in the Japanese version, which actually made me go, "Damn, that's harsh!" This is the dream that ends with Godzilla standing over Ichiro in a threatening manner and as Ichiro yells for help, he's woken up by Senbayashi.

The last major sequence in the film is a Home Alone-type cat and mouse piece where Ichiro outwits and escapes from the two bank robbers, eventually getting them sent to jail. While the criminals try to figure out what's wrong with their getaway car's engine, Ichiro, remembering what Minya said about standing up for yourself, manages to get his hands free from the handkerchief their bound with and takes the gag off of his mouth. He gets out of the backseat of the car but the two crooks try to cut him off. Senbayashi grabs Ichiro but the kid bites his wrist, forcing him to let go. Ichiro ducks back inside the abandoned building while the two crooks try to run after him but end up falling backwards on top of each other. What follows is a long, drawn out bit where the crooks search the building for Ichiro, do some slapsticky stuff like run into stacked crates and bang their heads on things, and Okuda ends up falling through the large hole in one floor (he couldn't see it due to some newspapers Ichiro had covered it with earlier), and hurts his leg. Also during this bit, Shinpei has discovered his car near the building and has called the police. Senbayashi finds Okuda after he's hurt his leg and, upon seeing Ichiro running for the entrance, takes off after him. He almost catches Ichiro when the kid falls while running but Senbayashi himself slips and falls on a cardboard box, ending up with one on his head. After getting it off, Senbayashi dodges some bottles that Ichiro throws at him and then, deciding that he doesn't care about using the kid as insurance anymore, draws his knife on him. As he closes in on him, Ichiro blasts him with a fire extinguisher and manages to fend him off with it enough to enable him to run for the door when the thing runs out of foam. Right then, the police arrive outside where the car is and they're just in time to save Ichiro when he comes running out of the building with the foam-covered, knife-wielding Senbayashi right behind him. Ichiro is saved and the two criminals are quickly arrested and taken away. That's pretty much it for any action in the film. I could talk about the fight that Ichiro has with the real Gabara the following day but it's really short, just consists of a lot of struggling, and the herky-jerky editing makes a detailed description virtually impossible.

This is the only Ishiro Honda-directed Godzilla movie to not feature a music score by Akira Ifukube. Instead, Honda went with a composer named Kunio Miyauchi, whom he had worked with in the past on The Human Vapor (I don't remember that film's score at all). Miyauchi doesn't have many credits on his IMDB page. He mainly worked on television shows like Ultra Q and Ultraman (he was involved with seemingly every incarnation of the latter up until he did his last score in 1979), with only several unrelated movie scores to his name. Moreover, this was the only Godzilla movie he did the score for (although according to IMDB, some music of his is featured in the soundtrack for Godzilla vs. Gigan) and, upon listening to it, it's not hard to figure out why. I guess I shouldn't fault it for fitting with the childish tone of the film but at the same time, it's not the kind of music I want to hear in a Godzilla movie. The most constant piece of music, which is used for the battle scenes, has a jazzy sound to it which could be okay if it weren't for the kiddish xylophone-type of bit you hear in the middle of it, reminding you that this is a kid's movie, as well as some parts that almost sound like it's being played in reverse. There's also some low, horn music that I think is trying to sound like Ifukube's familiar Godzilla theme but ends up coming across like what it is: a low grade copy of some much better music. There's some overly sappy-sounding, "child-like" music that plays whenever Ichiro is wandering the streets, looking for somewhere to play or something to play with, as well as when he dreams about taking a plane to Monster Island, and there's a corny, marching drum beat that plays after Ichiro wins the fight against the real Gabara at the end of the movie and walks away feeling empowered. The only piece of music that I think really works is the monster Gabara's theme, which is very loud and threatening, making the monster come across as more of a menace than he really is. There's an abundance of weird sounds throughout the film as well, like a pulsing sound that grows in pitch when Ichiro falls asleep and begins dreaming again, some soft, reverberating noises when Ichiro is stuck in the hall and notices that vine coming down towards him, and an unnecessary whirling sound effect when Gabara is sent flying through the air, among others. But no part of this film's soundtrack is worse than the first thing you hear when the Japanese version starts, which is this horrible song called March of the Monsters that sounds like nothing more than a kid screeching and yelling in such a shrill, harsh way that you expect his or her (I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl) vocal cords to blow out any second as a result. I can't do justice to how horrible it is in writing. Just listen to it for yourself and you'll see what I mean. Whoo!

That's an appropriate movie to pair
Godzilla's Revenge up with, don't you
think?
The American version of this film, which was released by Maron Films, the same company that released Godzilla vs. Monster Zero in America for United Productions of America, in 1971, ranks among one of the worst ever created for a Godzilla movie. It's not as utterly inept as Gigantis, the Fire Monster, mind you, but that's not saying much. There are very few differences between the two versions of the film, with the only big one being the replacement of March of the Monsters with some unusual, jazzy music composed by Ervin Jereb (although that song is still mentioned in the opening credits). That's the one compliment I will give this version: this alternate music may not be great but I'd take it over that horrible song any day of the week. However, I can't compliment the dubbing at all. It is atrocious. I'm really hoping that it wasn't done by Glen Glenn Sound, the company that did the superb dubbing for Monster Zero and War of the Gargantuas because if so, then they really lost their mojo within just a year's time. For one, the dubbing is far too silent most of the time. When I watched this movie as a kid, I could barely hear what anyone was saying and had to turn the volume up to the point where my eardrums would almost burst when it suddenly switched to a monster scene or when any music, which was louder than the voices, came on. For another, the number of voice actors appears to have been very limited and the performances are very stilted and corny for the most part. Ichiro is clearly being voiced by an adult woman trying to sound like a child and while I've heard that work before, it sounds very unnatural here. The old man voice given to Shinpei is one of the only ones that I can say works really well, especially in the scene where he accidentally burns his foot, and the same goes for the voice given to the detective played by Yoshifumi Tajima, although a problem there is that the same guy voices Senbayashi and he doesn't do much to differentiate the two even at the end when the detective is arresting him. Of course, as I've already mentioned, the worst voice is that cartoony male voice given to Minya that makes him sound like a relative of Barney the Dinosaur (I know that Barney didn't exist at this time but you get what I mean). It's unspeakably annoying and I'm sure is the reason why so many people hate Minya altogether. The same guy also voices Okuda, sounding even dopier while doing so, if you can believe that, not only making him come across even more like a moron than he was originally but also creating a bizarre correlation between Minya, Ichiro's friend, and a guy who's out to get him! It's just a bad version of a film that's already less than classic, so when it comes to deciding which one to watch, it really comes down to you having to pick your poison: do you want to start out with an awful song that leads to good, coherent Japanese dialogue or do you want to start out with an okay bit of music that leads into some really bad English dubbing?

No matter if you call it Godzilla's Revenge or All Monsters Attack, the truth is still that this is one of the most hated entries in the entire franchise, with many referring to it as the worst one period. While there are some that I think are just as bad as this one, meaning that I can't call it the absolute worst, I still don't really care for it. It may have been geared specifically for children but that doesn't negate the fact that its overly childish and goofy tone does not at all appeal to me. While the acting (in the Japanese version) isn't bad and you can find some interesting subtext concerning the social conditions and situations in Japan at the time, the lack of original monster footage undercuts the action, what new footage there is comes across as severely limited by the budget, the dream sequences lack any suspense since we know that they are just dreams, some of the weird editing and sound choices are distracting, the film is quite boring even though it's only 69 minutes long, and the music and sound effects, especially in the Japanese version, range from being tolerable to being excruciatingly annoying. And, even worse, the American version isn't much better with its crappy, muted dubbing, so choosing which version of the film to watch if you absolutely have to see every single Godzilla movie is quite a dilemma. To sum it up, Godzilla's Revenge is definitely one of the weakest entries, despite the good points that I can find. If you're one of those who sincerely enjoys and defends it, power to you, and if you're wanting to see it for the first time... be my guest but you better know what you're getting into because if not, you'll come out of it even madder than you probably would regardless.